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Yesterday morning,
the president tweeted… (a la Trump):
“The new Fake News narrative “is that there is chaos
in the White House. “Wrong! There is no Chaos, only great Energy.” I got to say, man, if this whole president thing
doesn’t work out, Trump would be dope
at writing fortune cookies, huh? (laughter) “There is no chaos,
only great energy. Your lucky number is 69.
It’s always 69.” Now, look,
Trump always says things that are easily disproved, but yesterday was particularly
entertaining because at 7:55 a.m.,
he tweeted “No chaos.” And then, the rest of the day
was nothing but chaos. (laughter) Literally, just a few hours
after he declared Tuesday no-chaos, great-energy day, news broke that the counsel
to the president and evil Disney stepmom
Kellyanne Conway had apparently broken the law. WOMAN: We’ve got this breaking
news now, and it has to do with adviser to the president
Kellyanne Conway. The U.S. Office
of Special Counsel, which says that it has looked
and found evidence that Kellyanne Conway violated
the Hatch Act. MAN: Conway broke the law
prohibiting government officials from using their position to
influence political campaigns. The watchdog says
Conway went on TV twice to discuss the candidates in
last year’s Alabama Senate race. I always thought Kellyanne
Conway being on TV was a crime. I just didn’t know I was right.
Yeah. Because, I mean, the Hatch Act? I didn’t know
that that was a thing. But that’s what’s great
about the Trump administration. We’re learning
about all of America’s laws because they keep on
breaking them, yeah. By the end of Trump’s term, we’re all gonna be
legal scholars. “The Hatch Act, the Logan Act,
the emoluments clause. I rest my case!” But still, just because
your top adviser was found breaking the law
doesn’t mean you’re in chaos. So the president came out
to assure everyone that everything
in The White House was no chaos, great energy. The White House has
tremendous energy. It has tremendous spirit. It is a great place
to be working. Uh, many, many people
want every single job. You know, I read where,
“Oh, gee, maybe people don’t want
to work for Trump.” And, believe me, everybody wants
to work in The White House. Phew! Thank God. (laughter) I believe him. Yeah. Everybody wants
to work in The White House. No chaos, great energy. WOLF BLITZER:
We’re following breaking news. Another high-level
White House official is leaving. President Trump’s
top economic adviser, Gary Cohn, is resigning. WOMAN: Gary Cohn becoming
the latest in a string of White House advisers
to abandon ship. Ah, White House advisers
abandoning ship? That’s chaos, not great energy! People don’t abandon ships when there’s great energy,
Mr. President. Unless maybe I missed that scene
in the Titanic.” (yelling) There was too much great energy! Oh! (cheers and applause) I cry every time. Okay, but look, but look,
maybe I’m being a hater, right. One adviser caught breaking
the law, another adviser quit. It’s a bad day,
but it’s not exactly chaos. And the day was basically over, so what else
could possibly go…? Breaking news this very hour. NBC News reporting tonight that adult film actress
Stormy Daniels is suing the President of the
United States, Donald Trump, saying the hush agreement
she signed is invalid because Trump never signed it. You know… (laughter) This is amazing. I mean, usually porn plots
only last, like, 30 seconds, but this one just keeps on going
and going and going. How incompetent are you
if you didn’t sign your own NDA? The same guy who slaps his name
on everything– buildings, vodka, the least-sexy
Twilight vampire. (laughter) Everything! Except the NDA. So to recap, to recap– in the 12 hours following
the “everything’s fine” tweet, a senior counselor busted
breaking the law, a senior adviser said
“‘F’ this, I’m out.” And a senior citizen
apparently forgot to sign the hush money contract
with his porn star mistress. Like, I don’t want to say
the president is wrong, but this seems like chaos. Yeah. In fact, at this point,
I bet even chaos is like, “Nah, this is too crazy for me. “You need to take this up
with batshit. Yeah, this is not me.” You know what would be amazing? I was thinking
about this earlier. You know what would be amazing? Is if Melania ends up divorcing
Trump over this porn star thing, and then she somehow wins
the White House in the divorce. (laughter) -Right? Right?
-(applause, whooping) But… but… but he’s still… he’s still president, so now
he’s running the government out of a room at the Motel 6. Like, he’s leaning over the sink
eating ramen noodles, going… (slurps) “No chaos. Great energy.”

100 thoughts on “Trump’s White House Has “No Chaos” | The Daily Show

  • VITO DAMICO Post author

    Trump is dunskie

  • Kurgosh1 Post author

    I thought Trump's lucky number was $130,000.

  • John Wayne Post author

    This guy is almost funny. Idk how he has a show.

  • Sleepless Rug Post author

    I think Trevor Noah is not funny not even a good comedian, but his topics he presents are interesting.

  • Frosty Los Post author

    Trump is great so much drama but nothing is done

  • Gloria Jรฉsus Post author

    Dumb Trevor, your ugly show is in chaos. Very soon you will get Trump karma like others. Donโ€™t waste your time, Trump the great Captain American is winning everyday. You are just dumb and idiot like all liberals. Americans are not blind and stupid, President Trump is doing a great job and our lives are much better under Trump than under the the fraud and stupid Mohamed Obama. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  • Angry Kittens Post author

    Melania for President!

  • Laet Diaz Post author

    Now I know where to apply for my summer job.๐Ÿค”

  • Gusstavv's Stuff Post author

    Insert the phrase said by the fox in Lars von Triers' Antichrist: "Chaos Reigns"

  • Syogren Post author

    There's no way Chaos would leave the Master Emerald just to hang out in Trump's shitty White House. I mean who's gonna take care of the Chao, Tikal? Are you seriously gonna trust her with those things after the incident with the library? No. No way. Uh-uh.

    So you know what, I believe Trump. There is definitely no Chaos in the White House. Now chaos, there's tons of that, but no Chaos.

  • Kennedy Boston Post author

    there was too much great energyyyyy

  • Beth Bartlett Post author

    I am somebody AND I don't want to work in the TrumpHouse!

    Everybody – one more exaggerated untruth – for anyone else, that's a "lie".

  • Tet Yoon Lee Post author

    How is this a new narrative? People have been saying similar things, probably since the inauguration.

  • cuck police Post author

    Trump shows leadership by firing incompetant people

  • historianswag Post author

    So is the host guy supposed to be funny? Is this like postmodern humor where he isn't funny and that's the joke, or… what am I missing?

  • Mitko Bozinov Post author


  • No Calvinism Post author

    Hey Donnie, please STOP saying "BELIEVE ME." Who in their right mind would believe a time proven CON MAN-PONZI SCHEME ARTIST????

  • nizicike Post author

    Conway is bearutiul

  • Jennifer Eddy Post author

    Paul King aged like wine? I don't know…Seattle is dark…high suicide rates? There are lights for that?

  • Jennifer Eddy Post author

    Raising a child with Brandon…that would've been a Schadenfreude hilarious nightmare…Jesus.

  • Jennifer Eddy Post author

    Bitch stole coffee beans and said I had a flat ass and he was white…super methface…LMFAO.

  • Jennifer Eddy Post author

    Flying squirrels…

  • Nick R Post author

    The only chaos I see is from the left constantly whining and crying about trumps every move lmao. Shows like this and others prove they are still triggered to this day an I love it. This one's for u liberals ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ–•

  • rejvaik Post author

    Why would you want to NOT say you were with an amazing attractive woman Stormy Daniels? I'd shout it from the top of rooftops

  • achaarpickler Post author

    Ha ha

  • marco frazier Post author

    u know what happen right, Trump got used to being his own boss and being able to use his money to get out of things and not answering to anyone and now has a massive ego. Now that he is the president he is learning the hard way that he is not his own boss, and that money can't buy him getting out of trouble and that he has to answer to ppl other than himself.

  • Grandmoff Tarkin Post author


  • Peter Parker Post author

    Yes, and our country isn't falling apart because of gun nuts, conspiracy theorists and shitty government leaders.

  • rachael d Post author

    I saw stormy live at thee dollhouse last night…Great energy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ

  • Spooks McGhie Post author

    Wtf is going on?

  • Costel Atanasiu Post author

    Dave Dennison for president. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

  • Ev Cin Post author


  • Darth Black and Mild Post author

    Of course itโ€™s chaos in the west wing. Trump is like the offspring of a tire fire and a dumpster fire.
    Trumpโ€™s influence in politics, could be compared to Maria Carreyโ€™s influence in politicsโ€

  • Jermaine Johnson Post author

    ๐Ÿคฅ TRUMP

  • PlumBerryCherries Post author

    kelly Ann Conway would make an Amazing Hexen Beast. She's already truly good at it.

  • J Post author

    oh welll im just waiting for more mistress to come out

  • Mike Echo Post author

    Well there is only about 6 people left in the WH lol

  • Outlawed Winyan Post author

    Gawd.. This is all sooo EMBARRASSING..

  • ProjectFlashlight612 Post author

    A group of monkeys flinging handfuls of pooh at each other – I give you the Trump "administration"

  • Independent Mind Post author

    Gary Cohn is a man who worked as a top guy in Goldman Sachs, a company that profiteered from American middle and poor class were losing their houses with the sub-prime bubble, the pushing of botched derivatives and the final shorting on the same products after they placed them to investors worldwide. Now, we have to feel sorry that this white shark is leaving the a White House administration as he represented a โ€œbalancing forceโ€ to Trump…. this gives a clear measure of how fucked up this administration is.

  • Bakamoichigei Post author

    Well, I mean… For it to qualify as 'chaos' there'd have to be more than half a dozen people still working there.

  • The Flying Pigs Association Post author

    I don't get while people keep backing him,
    It's clearly not going great

  • William Esping Post author

    Well she wonโ€™t win the White House in the divorce because while the Trumps live there they are basically live in nannies of the US. Living in the capitol to make sure it doesnโ€™t collapse. When their time as nanny is done they get the boot. Then the next nanny comes in. However she can get some of Donaldโ€™s properties. Maybe Mar-o-lago and then she bans Donald Trump from golfing there

  • Mike Vizioz Post author

    Actually, Trump would LOVE to lose the White House in the divorce. It would give him an excuse to move government permanently to Mar-e-Lago

  • Dominique Brasseur Post author

    Thanks that there are watch dogs protecting this country and that they are doing their jobs, regardless of the threaths. You, I feel should be proud of this instead of trying to destroy them. Remember, they are here to serve your country. Not destroying it. Even if Mr. Trump's transgressions may seem appealing, he is adamant on destroying what made this country great. The watchdogs may not be sexy, perhaps, but they are based on reality. So take heed and realise what is actually going on.

  • Carmelo Quijano Post author

    More Wow!!! Thank you, Trevor.

  • Nicklas Gumbert Post author

    A closer look

  • hora Munz Post author

    Abandon ship, ship is sinking.

  • barefootwt Post author

    First time we ever had a trick in chief…….

  • Creek Walker Post author

    There are 2 words in the English dictionary that best describe the Trump Presidency…unmitigated disaster.

  • Caesar Medina Post author

    Sadly, the NRA filed a lawsuit against FL an hr after the Gov signed the bill.

  • tracy Smith Post author

    DAMN!!!!That's a ugly white woman.

  • Charles Green Post author

    Many people just can't believe Trump and this Russia thing. Like many of Trumps devoted followers โ€“ itโ€™s hard for me to see any Trump ties to Russiaโ€ฆ except for the Flynn thing and the Manafort thing and the Tillerson thing and the Sessions thing and the Kushner thing and the Carter Page thing and the Roger Stone thing and the Felix Sater thing and the George Papadopoulos thing and the Boris Ephsteyn thing and the Rosneft thing and the Gazprom thing and the Sergey Gorkov banker thing and the Azerbaijan thing and the โ€œI love Putinโ€ thing and the Ivanka going on vacation with Putin's girlfriend Dasha Zhukova thing and the Donald Trump, Jr. thing and the Sergey Kislyak thing and the Sam Nunberg thing and the Russian Affiliated Interests thing and the Russian Business Interests thing and the Emoluments Clause thing and the Alex Schnaider thing and the hack of the DNC thing and the Guccifer 2.0 thing and the Mike Pence โ€œI donโ€™t know anythingโ€ thing and the Christopher Wray thing and the Russians mysteriously dying thing and Trumpโ€™s public request to Russia to hack Hillaryโ€™s email thing and the Trump house sale for $100 million at the bottom of the housing bust to the Russian fertilizer king thing and the Russian fertilizer kingโ€™s plane showing up in Concord, NC during Trump rally campaign thing and the Nunes sudden flight to the White House in the night thing and the Nunes personal investments in the Russian winery thing and the Wilbur Ross with his Cyprus bank thing and Trump not releasing his tax returns thing and the Republican Partyโ€™s rejection of an amendment to require Trump to show his taxes thing and the election hacking thing and the GOP platform change to the Ukraine thing and the Russian hooker pee pee thing and the Steele Dossier thing and the Leninist Bannon thing and the Sally Yates canโ€™t testify thing and the Sally Yates firing thing* and the intelligence communityโ€™s investigative reports thing and Trumpโ€™s reassurance that the Russian connection is all โ€œfake newsโ€ thing and Spicerโ€™s Russian Dressing โ€œnothingโ€™s wrongโ€ thing and Trump warning the Russians and Syrians before the bombing thing* and the Trump refusing to provide Flynn's foreign ties documents to Congress thing* and the Eric Trump admission of a $100,000,000 Russian fund to pay for Trump golf courses thing* and Flynn's illegal Turkish lobbying was paid for by the Russians thing* and Flynn's illegal lobbying for Russia thing* and the Blackwater founder Erik Prince(Betsy Devoses brother)setting up a Trump backchannel to Putin in the Seychelles thing* and the Turkish dictator Erdogan ordering his bodyguards to beat up protesters on U.S. soil thing* and Trump asking Comey for a "personal loyalty oath" thing* and Trump lying to the world about Comey thing* and Trump firing Comey over the Russia investigation thing* and Trump unethically calling and asking Comey about him being investigated thing* and Trump and stooges lying that Comey wasn't supported within the FBI thing* and the Trump or stooges lying to the world about why he fired Comey with 3 different lies thing* and Trump hosting Russian foreign minister and ambassador one day after firing Comey to demonstrate his authoritarian street cred thing* and Trump being "tricked" into letting the Russian government press into the Oval with surveillance equipment thing* and Trump Jr/Kushner/Manafort meeting with Russian spies to collude thing. So thereโ€™s probably nothing there, since the swamp has been drained, and these people would never lie. Probably why Nunes cancels the investigation meetings and doesnโ€™t want us to see the Democrats memo or the FBIโ€™s reasons. All of this must be normal. Just a bunch of separate dots with no connection. Donny loves the poorly educated, he's one himself. And lies constantly if Putin tells him to. He has stupid he hasn't used yet.

  • just a practicindiva Post author

    Absolutely hilarious!! #greatenergy

  • Keith Purdue Post author

    Why is this bs still on the air? Oh yes….democrats.

  • cool dude Post author

    There was too much great energy. lol.

  • Lavender Salad Post author

    Dis mal daai kant maar damn snaaks ๐Ÿ˜€ Keep it up, jy is fantasties!!

  • A secret Hollywood tranny Post author

    trevor is a moron and his writers are ugly jews

  • Das Clan Post author

    Hello? Secret place below

  • Peter Timowreef Post author

    4:43 Why do US audiences often sound like a steam locomotive is passing by?

  • Isaac Kamau Post author

    In the Washington DC area Craigslist, there are job openings for the White House. Nobody shows up for the interview after applying though.

    Believe these as facts if you believe that there are no chaos in the W.H๐Ÿค“

  • Glitters go Post author

    Theres also a tremendous idiot in the WH….he forgot that

  • CPA Post author


  • Mr Macarony Post author

    Lmao ๐Ÿ˜‚ I just found out thereโ€™s a real guy named David Dennison and he imports exotic cars ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ, what a great energy itโ€™s like Iโ€™m living in a real life episode of South Park,family guy and the simpsons all rolled into one, or maybe a rick n morty alternate reality ๐Ÿค”

  • multisphere1 Post author

    The circus goes on! ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Nick B. Post author

    Does trump not understand how capitalization works? Fake News, Energy, Chaos. Not proper nouns.

  • roderick harris Post author

    For those of you who didn't vote for this moron, rejoice because you get to say " I told you so"!

  • InvaderPet Post author

    "There is no chaos…. only great energy….. in bed."

  • Ivone de Figueiredo Post author

    Your first joke was a repeat of one Late Night with Seth M. Or vice versa.

  • Varun Mani Post author

    A 2022 interview with troubled ex staffers & advisors would unanimously say – 'We had such great challenging times & tremendous break downs in the white house!'

  • Silverfox Post author

    Chaos is a ladder…and energy. It's all about the energy.

  • Dillard Worthen Post author

    what about the violins on the titanic.

  • I_AM_saying __07 Post author

    That was a good one.

  • 4EVER TRUE! Post author

    Karma, to the TENTH power, you elect a CLOWN, expect a CIRCUS!!!!

  • Jon Dunmore Post author

    Okay, Witchteat Kellyanne broke the law. IS ANYTHING GOING TO HAPPEN NOW? IS SHE GOING TO BE CHARGED? CAN SHE PLEASE BE PUT IN JAIL? Or at the least, can someone please ARREST this fucking witchteat?

  • K Jackson Post author

    Please don't forget trump just said (laughing so hard I can't) he is "better looking" than Lamb๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ lol I can't stop๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Natalia Chela Post author

    Trevorโ€™s trump act always kills me

  • ARAI THE GRAPE Post author

    Hi Guys! Support March For Our Lives happening on the 24th. Inspired by the movement I wrote a song as an anthem two days ago. Itโ€™s a remix of Godโ€™s Plan – Drake called Guns Plan. Pardon the quality. I only got my phone to do everything. Check it out!

  • POKE BOY 18 Post author

    A person sues the president well thatโ€™s a first America first!!

  • thilina Araliya Post author

    this dude cant do hokes..who calls him a talk show host…

  • Margot Gorske Post author

    master of divide and conquer

  • Wendy Alexander Post author

    Kellyanne Conway. Trumps Office Wife

  • Shitty Name Post author

    The funny thing is that stormy Daniels is now number one on pornhub cause of this

  • carmen cotto Post author

    Don't forget to watch 60 minutes on Sunday, buy a lot of popcorn, it's going to be a stormy night!!

  • xXSheWolfXx Post author

    I feel like Flash messed up the timeline again….fuck you flash ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • luvvinallmusik 57 Post author

    "Believe me" is code for "Don't even THINK about believing me"

  • Silver Soul Post author

    Lol did Trevor take a blunt before this. His eyes are red af

  • Lucas Lorenzo Post author

    Even the mouses move out the white hoe….

  • Jatin Maharao Post author

    Trump has now equalled Morgan Freeman. Whenever I read any of Trump's tweets, I now read it in his voice.

  • Michael Hagan Post author

    The Republican House and Senate own the chaos as much as Trump for failure to vote to INDICTand IMPEACH THE INSANE ORANGATANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Joseph K Post author

    Trump is so unqualified for this job…just like trevor noah is unqualified to host the daily show. I mean we literally have a clown in the white house, and trevor still cant make me laugh…they're both hacks.

  • A Crazy Post author

    When im having a s**t day, Trevor knows how to "Make Me Great Again"… Can i get that in Russian? No? Ok.

  • Ray1889 Post author

    When does Trump have time to work?ย  He's always on twitter or playing golf

  • Jaxs Alba Post author

    Since 4 months ago. Still No Chaos in the White House… lmao…. Who next? At least Trevor has a job! Best reality TV!

  • Caroline Apodaca Post author

    someday there's going to be a hilarious series about the white house staff scrambling to survive the trump era

  • Milk And Honey Post author

    Wide eyes, rapid eye movement ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ

  • John Melody Post author

    In South east Asia we kinda peaceful

  • Jonah Muscella Post author

    No Chaos ๐Ÿ˜ great engrey

  • Dark Orange Post author

    He said 7.55 am… But the message was sent on 4.55am

  • ptavangar Post author

    So then why isn't she indicted? She isn't protected like the potus…

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