Trump’s Lawyer Paid Off Stormy Daniels Because He ‘Cares’

Trump’s Lawyer Paid Off Stormy Daniels Because He ‘Cares’

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WELL, FOLKS, THE STORMY DANIELS
STORY JUST WON’T GO AWAY, NO MATTER HOW MANY PHOTOS OF HER
BUSTLINE ANDERSON COOPER SLOWLY ZOOMS IN ON EVERY NIGHT. THEY’VE ACTUALLY RENAMED HIS
SHOW “ANDERSON COOPER SHOW “ANDERSON SON COOPER 36
DD.” IT’S ALL ACROSS CNN. WOLF BLITZER NOW GOES BY HIS
PORN NAME, WOLF BLITZER. “DID SOMEBODY ORDER A PIZZA? I’VE GOT EXTRA SAUSAGE IN MY
SITUATION PANTS.”( LAUGHTER )
I’LL CATCH YOU UP ON THE LATEST
IN THE DANIELS CONTROVERSY IN
TONIGHT’S “STORMY WATCH.” NOW, PREVIOUSLY ON STORMY WATCH,
MS. DANIELS ALLEGED SHE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH DONALD TRUMP AND
THAT SHE WAS PAID $130,000 TO SIGN A NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENT
JUST DAYS BEFORE THE ELECTION. IMAGINE HOW DAMAGING AN AFFAIR
WITH A PORN STAR WOULD HAVE BEEN TO HIS IMAGE AS A FAMILY-VALUES
PUSSY GRABBER.( LAUGHTER )
, OF COURSE, COULD HAVE CHANGED
SOMETHING? OF COURSE, THE PRESIDENT HAS A
LONG HISTORY OF NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENTS. IN FACT, WE’VE JUST LEARNED THAT
TRUMP MADE THE WHITE HOUSE SENIOR STAFF SIGN N.D.A.s. NOW, THIS IS A TROUBLING IN TWO
WAYS. ONE, IT’S ILLEGAL. GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS WORK
FOR US. YOU CAN’T MAKE THEM SIGN
N.D.A.s.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YEAH, YEAH.
AND TWO, IT REALLY MAKES ME
THINK TRUMP HAS HAD SEX WITH HIS ENTIRE STAFF.( LAUGHTER )
SO I GUESS WE SHOULDN’T HAVE
BEEN SURPRISED WHEN PORN STAR
ATTORNEY AND ATTORNEY WHO LOOKS LIKE A PORN STAR, MICHAEL
AVANETTI, SAID THAT THERE WERE MORE ACCUSERS.>>WE HAVE BEEN APPROACHED BY
SIX DIFFERENT WOMEN WHO HAVE CLAIMED TO HAVE STORIES SIMILAR
TO THOSE, TO THAT OF MY CLIENT.>>Stephen: YES, AND THOSE
STORIES HAVE BEEN COMPILED IN THE NEW BOOK: “SIX SHADES OF
(VOMIT SOUND). IT’S A GOOD READ. BUT AVANETTI HAD A MUCH MORE
SERIOUS ALLEGATION, WHICH HE CLAIMS IS NOT JUST AN
ALLEGATION.>>I’M NOT ALLEGING ANYTHING. I’M STATING A FACT, AND THE FACT
IS THAT MY CLIENT WAS PHYSICALLY THREATENED TO STAY SILENT ABOUT
WHAT SHE KNEW ABOUT DONALD TRUMP.>>Stephen: HOW DARE YOU, SIR. DONALD TRUMP WOULD NEVER CONDONE
VIOLENCE.>>I COULD STAND IN THE MIDDLE
OF FIFTH AVENUE AND SHOOT SOMEBODY. KNOCK THE CRAP OUT OF THEM,
WOULD YOU? I’D LIKE TO PUNCH HIM IN THE
FACE, I’LL TELL YOU.>>Stephen: I STAND CORRECTED.( LAUGHTER )
BUT ACCORDING TO AVANETTI,
DANIELS IS NOT INTIMIDATED.>>THE DETAILS SURROUNDING THAT
SHE’S GOING TO DISCUSS, I’M SURE, ON THE “60 MINUTES”
INTERVIEW ON MARCH 25.>>Stephen: YES, THEY’RE
AIRING THE STORMY DANIELS INTERVIEW THIS SUNDAY. IT WILL BE THE STEAMIEST
BROADCAST ON CBS SINCE EDWARD R. MURROW DID THE ENTIRE SHOW AS A
LEATHER DADDY. “GOOD NIGHT, AND YOUR SAFE WORD
IS ‘GOOD LUCK.'” NOW, WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE
ALLEGATION, TRUMP LAWYER MICHAEL COHEN SAYS HE NEVER THREATENED
HER, AND HE’S NOT SORRY THAT HE SPENT $130,000 TO PAY OFF
DANIELS, EXPLAINING, “WHAT I DID DEFENSIVELY FOR MY PERSONAL
CLIENT, AND MY FRIEND, IS WHAT ATTORNEYS DO FOR THEIR
HIGH-PROFILE CLIENTS. I WOULD HAVE DONE IT IN 2006. I WOULD HAVE DONE IT IN 2011.” “I WOULD PAY OFF A PORN STAR IN
A BOX. I WOULD PAY OFF A PORN STAR WITH
A FOX.”( LAUGHTER )
ADDING, “I TRULY CARE ABOUT HIM
AND THE FAMILY– MORE THAN JUST
AS AN EMPLOYEE AND AN ATTORNEY.” YES, THIS PORN STAR PAYOFF IS
JUST MICHAEL COHEN SHOWING THE CARE OF A SIMPLE COUNTRY LAWYER. AS ATTICUS FINCH ONCE SAID, “I’M
NO IDEALIST TO FIRMLY BELIEVE IN THE INTEGRITY OF A MARRIED
MAN’S GOD-GIVEN RIGHT TO BANG A PORN STAR, TO BE SPANKED ON HIS
CHUNKY BUTTOCKS WITH A ROLLED UP MAGAZINE. I AM CONFIDENT THAT YOU WILL
REVIEW, WITHOUT PASSION, THIS BRIEFCASE LOADED WITH $130,000,
AND STAY SILENT ABOUT THIS PERVERT IN THE WHITE HOUSE. IN THE NAME OF GOD, DO YOUR
DUTY.”

100 thoughts on “Trump’s Lawyer Paid Off Stormy Daniels Because He ‘Cares’

  • ArkadiosTheodulus Post author

    Just imagine the OUTRAGE and the CONDEMNATION we would have seen from Right-wing Evangelicals had Obama admitted to sexually assaulting women, or if he had been cheating on his wife with porn stars.

  • Susan Ardigo Post author

    💕u SC

  • Jan Jansen Post author

    Stormy is a world class actress. Just imagine having to fake orgasm while lardass trump is grunting and sweating on top of you.

  • Flat Top Post author

    Is this guy a tool or what LOL

  • Mike Gurney Post author

    Stormy Daniels will make the Trumptard believe in climate change 🌩🌨🌬, good night Donald.

  • E MP Post author

    Is it weird that I always had a crush on Atticus? 😛 Colbert's impression is awesome lol.

  • Adventures with Frodo Post author

    So if she breaks the NDR Trump would have to take her to court. Wouldn't that be good because then Trump could be convicted for lying under oath. What' dumbass but that is par for politicians.

  • jonathan koch Post author

    That Atticus Finch impersonation…damn that was good

  • Jisc Records Post author

    “When Jesus returns, it will be universally visible and audible”

  • Gauris Post author

    Love that Gregory Peck impression.

  • Lora Z Post author

    Hearing him do Atticus Finch just reminds me of his improve days, like on Whose Line Is It Anyway. Those were the good days..

  • Lia London Post author

    Love the Gregory Peck imitation!

  • rocky Post author

    I live for these monologues. I get to laugh at a time when we as a country are so fucked with this asshole of a president. Mueller Aint Goin Away!! cant wait!!

  • Baby Albatross Music Post author

    It was probably a joke, but there are certain areas in the Government, agencies, where (especially if you have a TS/SCI ) you do have to sign a NDC form, for Natl Sec reasons.
    But that mainly exists in the IC. I’m just wondering if PO-PISS is using those. #OhLiteralMe

  • The Angry Dudeist Post author

    Trump has had sex with atleast 2 people on his staff-
    Ivanka and how do you think Bolton just got his job?

  • Kevyn Estrada Post author

    Im so down for Stephen. He's a hot DILF

  • Keisha Nicole Post author

    I'm just sick of that lawyer wearing the same damn suit and tie.

  • thejanusproject32 Post author

    didnt know he could get away with saying 'pussy grabber'. nice

  • Ulle Bishope Post author

    Please don't release the old man c**k texts. I will never come back from that.

  • Jamie Taylor Post author

    headquarters telephone championship lesson invisible tea elementary divine thinking tournament.

  • Little Rascals Post author

    Love the libtard butt hurt here. Trump shits on all of you😂🖕🏼

  • Jah Rastafari Post author

    Love the Gregory Peckory…

  • Leon Smets Post author

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  • Finn Williamson Post author

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  • Ashley Thamm Post author

    That is one cold Colbert

  • Jülide Blabla Post author

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  • Roberto Guaitoli Post author

    JESUS CHRIST STEPHEN it's avENAtti not avANEtti

  • Jacob Zondag Post author

    Was that Gregory Peck imitating Stephen Colbert?

  • Mr G Post author

    hands up if you have not yet googled stormy porn movie to check her out from inside out

  • Ziango Rex Post author

    Is this channel basically just "Trump, trump, trump"?

  • gmlaster Post author

    People, stop feeding the shitty Russian trolls here. You’re arguing with Putin’s filthy syphilitic troll whores. Real Trumpers don’t watch this show. They would rather go get their gums scraped than watch Colbert. Think about it.

  • H berr Post author

    I can't wait to see how the libtards react when Trump is on his second term.

    LOL! F the cry baby liberals! Trump 2020 MAGA! Puerto Ricans for Trump!

  • johanna e. h. Post author

    THAT ATTICUS FINCH IMPRESSION THO

  • aplantagereloaded Post author

    LOL I had actually complained about those very slideshows on one of CNN's posts here on YT. 🙂

  • Sinatra1138 Post author

    I'm actually genuinely impressed by Stephen's Gregory Peck impersonation.

  • Free man Post author

    Who cares – do we talk about anything else anymore? Even shooting at schools don't get coverage above this dumb stuff – I guess for Stephen Colbert to talk about any school shooting over Donald Trump – more kids need to die and a successful stopping of the attack can't occur. Keep up the good work Late Show.

  • pipercat10 Post author

    Colbert would not have a show at all if it wasn't for TRUMP ! But don't call it a show , it is a liberal based agenda for the sheeple ! Bahh, bahh you pathetic shill's !

  • decay79 Post author

    Good stuff.. You however need to sync your subtitles or get rid of them, its really confuseing sometimes they are on spot, other times they ahead, and then they are behind.

  • Tony Kwan Post author

    John Bolton looks like KFC

  • Butcher Seven Actual Post author

    Stephen Colbert is Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch in To Kill a Mockingbird! A must see!

  • Alyssa Perez Post author

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  • htomerif Post author

    Is his forcing employees to sign NDA's finally illegal enough to remove his fat, idiotic ass from the White House?
    Come on Muller, I know you're trying to get all your ducks in a row but I think you have way, way more than enough ducks at this point.

  • Yousir Cantknow Post author

    Colbert used to be one of my favorites. His obsession with Trump is boring anymore.

  • Benny Dreieiei Post author

    Trump should really be the last president. Amendment to the constitution and let's have primeministers instead. The office will never recover from that…

  • Zombiblitzen Post author

    Poor Stephanie! Getting threatened with physical harm poor creature! It's almost as if her job isn't being slapped and pounded around like a fucking filet of fish

  • Patrick Schaefer Post author

    no jake tapper joke for pornstar names? really?

  • Kelly Plante Post author

    Nobody cares about their consensual relationship can’t impeach over consensual relationships you people are totally retarded

  • MT Yankin Post author

    Great Atticus Finch impression.

  • Christa Woods Post author

    LOL @ people who did not pick up on the sarcasm!

  • Hmoob Channel Post author

    Trump will be watching and drooling on Sunday. LOL LOL LOL LOL

  • fi stla Post author

    Even if he had an affair, so what?! I like him as Pres! Trump 2020

  • Baghuul Post author

    I fuckin hate trump and all you white republican alt right nazis!!!!

  • Robin Potter Post author

    Thanks Stephen Colbert for making me actually laugh out loud at this one, and informing me of things I might have missed. There's SO MANY #TrumpScandals it's hard to keep up.

  • Christy Anderson Post author

    Do your duty. He sounded like Frasier.

  • aon10003 Post author

    Sweden has laws that says that you are not even allowed to search for a leak unless its national security. This is the most common reason that heads of department gets fired in Sweden.

  • A K Post author

    Trump what a fuckin tool…

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  • kiev67x Post author

    Stefan and his team total dummies!!!!
    Bla bla bla non sense talking idiots , also they are fucking racists and fascists!!!

  • Jaime Acosta Post author

    Why's this prick still president? Bangin' porn girl, shady shit with commies, friend of nazis etc.etc…..and people acting like nothing's wrong with this. America deserves what's coming.

  • Scott Martin Post author

    Oooooh, that Atticus Finch reference was well done. 😀

  • mikemather5 Post author

    So if a porn star gets $130,000 to be quiet, how much does the First Lady get to remain at his side for photo ops, public appearances, and just trying to smile when she's around the President? I mean any sane woman would have walked by now. It has to be one big chunk of change, maybe a home of her choice, a lifetime setup for her one son, and monthly cash forever! But then again she might have signed his pre-nup when they married. She could be back on the street doing nude photos again.

  • Sana - Post author

    Stephen does a good Finch

  • lunarcaninebay Post author

    This is a person who removed her own perfect teeth so that she "can suck bigger cock".

  • Gigi Oatmeal Post author

    Why didn’t the media get to b4 the election

  • Rin Y Post author

    And there’s more: Apparently Cheetofaced also had coitus with some ex-playmate(?) and used to pay her GREAT compliments…. like how she’s pretty “just like Ivanka”….🤢 (and yeah dude also tried to pay her cash too)

  • ZakAshChan Post author

    'Leather daddy' ? Yeuch.

  • fclavijo Post author

    Atticus Finch, what a great touch! That's respect for the audience.

  • communistjesus Post author

    "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN"……… <<<<<<<<==== "FOR PUTIN AND THE RUSSIANS" (Trademak JA 2016)

  • J Dorsey Post author

    Can't wait to see the 60 min interview Anderson Cooper

  • The Aryans VIDEOS Post author

    Yup this is your president lol 😂😂😎😎

  • Gino Ruggiero Post author

    yeah but even If these accusations are true this was before he became the President. Bill Clinton who was the President actually got his cock sucked multiple times In the white house and nothing happened to him. WITCH HUNT

  • momcatwoo Post author

    Atticus Finch impression!!!! 😀💙😀💙😀💙😀💙😀

  • Tucker Bowen Post author

    i feel like the "Green Eggs and Ham" joke was too quick and he could've kept it going for a little longer

  • Gordon Hammond Post author

    If I were in Donald Trump's position I would let the whore talk freely and she wouldn't get one nickel over the agreed upon amount. People have weaknesses however I won't kowtow to their demands and call their bluff.

  • Danny Deal Post author

    So Bill Clinton raped women, took advantage of a young intern in the Oval office while the libturd media kept saying "its only sex", but Trump is immoral? Disgusting Libtard hypocrites

  • Samsonian Post author

    Actually i believe the real “family values pussy grabber” moniker is synonymous with GHW Bush…David Cop-a-Feel indeed!!

  • kimmie kash Post author

    50 shades of orange.

  • Alex Chambers Post author

    In the name of God, America, impeach your president! Do your duty! (bravissimo SC😘)

  • mikemather5 Post author

    After watching Stormy on 60 Minutes all I can say is "Woops! You dropped your soap there Mr. President!"

  • Robert Mallard Post author

    You cucks would apologize to me for knocking you senseless and taking your lunch money. lol Just like Obama on his "me so sowwy" tour. What a disgrace, eat my fecal matter.

  • Peege-ay Clarke Post author

    Love you Mr. Colbert! Your Peck is bang on! ; D

  • Charles O Simeon Post author

    This video came out on March 21 4days before Stormy Daniels claimed she actually spanked Prez Trump with a rolled up magazine! And no one caught that, everyone just went along with it…smh. 😮

  • Tom Yazel Post author

    stormy got robbed.  Billy had to pay Paula $800,000 back when he committed adultery.

  • T C Wright Post author

    What is the difference between and Stormy and Melania???? ………………not much. Both have sold their souls and slept with a vile disgusting married man for the MONEY!

  • Wiked Wakeida Post author

    The Atticus Finch impression…gold

  • Alis Avdagić Post author

    What else this orange moron should do to finaly get impeached. Maybe murder someone?

  • Anna Warner Post author

    TV Reality show in progress. Apprentice. White House Edition.

  • amazed66 Post author

    The ultimate irony is, Trump claims to be such a great businessman and yet most women would keep quiet about having sex with him for nothing!

  • Olaf Pijl Post author

    That should have been "50 Shades of Orange." Missed opportunity! 😀

  • Dav A Post author

    Well Ill be damn, This guy has some good Gregory Pecks!

  • Ron Wooters Post author

    Who cares what a fucking whore says!!

  • Joe Young Post author

    If I was that rich I'd get some
    pu$$y with less miles. Dude straight paid full inflated price for a pus holding a salvage title. Hit from all around.

  • David Sharbel Post author

    Trump is Seriously a SICK MAN, Mentally AND No Joke Intended, Mentally Disturbed due to a Spoilt, Wealthy Upbringing.
    He only knows the meaning of 3 words, ME, MINE, & PUSSY.
    The world wonders why and how did a Bully & Thug become President, Only In America soon to become like Russia and China run by Al Capone Dictator type characters.

  • Alex Taylor Post author

    I never understood why it’s important that he slept with a porn star. He had extramarital sex while his wife was about to give birth. I don’t really care if she’s a porn star librarian or scientist it’s not ok

  • Psiberzerker Post author

    Well, that Edward R. Morrow photo settles my fapping for tonight!

  • Totally Nameless Post author

    Good for her for speaking up.

  • H B Post author

    Lots of morons in this country who watch shows like this. IQs of 60

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  • Laurie Bolles Post author

    I think Gregory Peck was the sexiest actor ever and I just want to jump on Stephen's bones when he imitates Atticus from 'To Kill a Mockingbird".

  • Michael Javert Post author

    Anderson Cooper is gay, he does not care about breasts.

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