The Family Law: Opening Scene | SBS Learn

The Family Law: Opening Scene | SBS Learn

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As yeah no birth is easy. Everyone think baby number 3 will be quick because the lady is already stretched out. This is my Mother. But I still remember your head pushing out. Like someone cutting me with a knife. For as long as I remember she’s been… inappropriate. Stab. Stab. Stab. Right into Mummy’s V-V. For a long time, I though Mum didn’t fit in because she was Chinese. Then I realised… its just Mum. Ben can you imagine? Squeezing a lemon out of you penis hole? Can I blow out the candles now? So much pain. This is why kids should always thank their Mummies on their birthday. But when you plop out I was so happy You came out so cute! Where’s your Dad? Im making a wish! (MUSIC PLAYS) (SINGING) Ah Ben! Growing up! Fried ice-cream cake. New invention for the birthday boy. Guys! We can eat them both. Mum and Dad weren’t always like this. But I guess it’s not easy raising five kids in a foreign country. People said they were crazy for having this many children. But as Mum says what family isn’t crazy? Right? My name is Benjamin Law and this is my family. I wanted to make sure my family was okay with that because I like my family I don’t want them to hate me for the rest of our lives. So I made sure that they got manuscripts for the book…

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