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(audience applauds) (gavel bangs) (dramatic music) Order, order, order. It’s time for Judge Wendy, where your mess is my business. (audience applauds) So, today we’ve got two Wendy Watchers and they have a problem and I’ll give my ruling. Ah, actually four of them. Two different cases. Let’s hear about case number one. The plaintiff

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[WATER SPLASHES] Yeah, I noticed, but fire is no problem for me. As I was saying, Green Lantern can do anything. Except shut up, apparently. Wow, someone forgot to take their Tru Blood tonight. – I’m not a vampire. – Seriously? I thought with the darkness and the vanishing, and the, what, super strength? No.

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You may be seated. Hello, Your Honor, case ofHayes vs. Hayes.Hello. Thank you. You’re welcome. Good day, everyone. Ms. Hayes, you say that your sister, the defendant, claims to have a child with your husband of 10 years. And you have petitioned the court for a paternity test. And you are here to warn her

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Good day, everyone. Ms. Myers, you have brought your mother, Ms. Madrigal, to court today because you claim she has no idea who your biological father is. You say your mother gave you a list of 13 possible men, and you are hoping to determine who your father is today. The court has located two

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Someone you know that is very near and dear to you calls you in the middle of the night and tells you they’ve been charged with a crime and what should they do. Hello, I’m Robert Todd and I’m here to answer the question. What do criminal attorneys do? Well when you receive this call

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Please be seated. Hello, Your Honor. Hello. This is a case of Baker v. Baker.Thank you, Jerome. Good day, everyone. AUDIENCE: Good day, Your Honor. JUDGE LAKE: Ms. Baker, you say the fate of your marriage is riding on today’s DNA result. You are suing to prove that your three-month-old son, Caleb, was fathered by

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Guys don’t fight! Can you just take turns over it? Earlier that day It’s here, it’s here, it’s here! Finally it came! We’ve been waiting for two whole weeks! What is it? What is it? What is it? It’s the most awesome remote controlled car in the world! It’s the Avengers rollover rumbler. It does

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You think you’re saving your wife, John? Once this gets out, she’ll wish she was dead. Well, you seem to have lived with it just fine. It’s different being the only one who knows. You develop this kind of amnesia that let’s you get through your day. But once everyone knows, once Rebecca goes to

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How are you I’m good, how are you all right introduce yourself? I’m grace Davis. I’m 20 years old, and I’m from Blackburn, Lancashire So how’s it been going for you over these last few days tough, but I’m here so happy happy My room audition was possibly the craziest moment of my life so

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Please be seated. Hello, Your Honor. Hello. This is the case of Spruell v. Dixon.Thank you, Jerome. Good day, everyone. AUDIENCE: Good day. Ms. Spruell, you are furious that you had to file a paternity case against the defendant Mr. Dixon due to his denial of your daughter Skyiah. You say you know the exact

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