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Wait, wait…hm?​Eh?​Eh?​There’s a…​There’s a hole in the wall.​What on earth…​What happened here?​A fire..?​A bug? What is this?​A glitch?​What could’ve caused this?​A lightning strike?​This was-​This was a lightning strike!​I want to report this.​I want to report this to Shion.​Don’t say anything yet, everyone.​Don’t say anything! This is still a secret.​Hello.​Ah, hello, what are you doing?​Nothing much.​Oh,

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Luber: Today on JD Careers Out There we�re exploring careers in employment law so stick around. [theme song] Hey everyone, I�m Marc Luber and today�s guest is Mike Maslanka. He�s an employment lawyer practicing in Dallas, Texas where he�s a partner with Constangy Brooks and Smith representing employers. Mike�s been listed as one of the

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This isCouples Court with the Cutlers. This is the case of Wade versus Free. Ya’ll have been together for ten years and actually just said “I do” a month ago. Ms. Wade, why have you brought Mr. Free to court today? I’m trying to find out if my husband is still seeing somebody that he

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Drop your guns now! Excuse me. Go! Move it! Move! Move! Get down! Line them up along the wall! Keep them quiet! Children, stay close to me. Who are you? The Lasso of Hestia compels you to reveal the truth. Now, who are you? We’re a small group of reactionary terrorists. We know that sin

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ANNOUNCER:Ladies and gentlemen, please welcomethe second President of the Confederate States of America.(applause and cheering) -(applause and cheering swell) -(camera shutter clicking) Oh, yeah. Wow. -Wow. -Mr. President? Thank you. Thank you. -Mr. President? -Mr. President? I’m gonna get mean and divisive in a few minutes, but first, I want to take a moment to

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– I thought I’d bring you in some eye candy here. CLERK: Some eye candy, I thought it was a gun. [LAUGHS] Well this is cool. BOOMER: It’s a rifle put out by Rector from the 1840s. CLERK: I like it. But I usually think of eye candy as a pretty girl. [LAUGHS] BOOMER: I

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ANNOUNCER: TODAY ON “JUDGE FAITH,” A RELATIONSHIP RUNS OUT OF GAS. WOMAN: I SAID, I’LL TAKE OVER THE PAYMENTS, BUT I CAN ONLY PAY $300 A MONTH. ANNOUNCER: WHEN A CAR COMES BETWEEN TWO FRIENDS. JUDGE: HER ENTIRE DEFENSE IS, YOU WEREN’T MAKING THE PAYMENTS THAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE, AND YOU DIDN’T BRING

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This isCouples Court With The Cutlers. This is a case of Morris v. Moffett.You all have been together for five years. You’re engaged. But this wedding is on hold, until you can find out whether your fiancee has been cheating. JUDGE KEITH: But, please, tell me how you all met. I met… I met her

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(funky music) Christina Webster. Good morning. Good morning, Christina. You’re charged with a lane roadway violation. Yes. Hold on for a minute. This is on Dorance and Washington Street. Yes. How you feeling today? I’m two weeks away from being due (chuckles). You having a boy or a girl? A girl, my fifth. This is

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Oh! Spring like smile Flowers that don’t wilt Jasmine Mogra Oh! Spring like smile Flowers that don’t wilt Jasmine Mogra Oh! My friend. Oh! My loving friend Oh! ls sky the border?!! Oh! Is love the border?!! Oh! ls sky the border?!! Oh! Is love the border?!! Hey! Wait where are you going? Sir,I have

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