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Thanks so much for being here. He left a three-week-old baby to be here. So thank you. Congratulations. Thank you. It’s actually kind of rough to do that. It’s only three nights away from home, but. There is an upside to it, which is I can finally complain about how tired I am. When I’m

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As you can tell from my undeniable charm and devil may care attitude, I’m pretty comfortable on daytime talk shows. I’ve actually been on a lot of other daytime shows you may not have seen. Here’s just a few of them. [THEME MUSIC – “THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS”] [LAUGHTER] So what I was trying

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Happy New Year, Happy Birthday. Thank you. You just turned 70. Yes. It was fantastic. You had a big party? Had a big party in New York at Cipriani. We had to have the party in New York because my wife’s on Broadway doing To Kill a Mockingbird, so she’s got eight shows a week.

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You just had a birthday. When was your birthday? Do you want me just tell the truth, or you want me to lie? My birthday was October 21st. I was 76. [APPLAUSE] Wow. Now, What do you attribute that you have so much energy at that age? You have two choices as you get older.

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Congratulations! You’re getting your star on the Walk of Fame. Thank you. I feel I’m being knighted. I feel like I’m being knighted. It is the most exciting thing that’s ever happened to me. I’ve done a lot of great things. A lot of great things have happened to me. This is the most exciting

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You have a contract until– three more years, four more years? No, no, no. I think two and 1/2. Two and 1/2 more years? I have to work two and 1/2 more years. They can have a countdown. OK. And do you think that you’ll renew– I mean, at some point– you’ve been doing it

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