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ANNOUNCER: TODAY ON “JUDGE FAITH,” A RELATIONSHIP RUNS OUT OF GAS. WOMAN: I SAID, I’LL TAKE OVER THE PAYMENTS, BUT I CAN ONLY PAY $300 A MONTH. ANNOUNCER: WHEN A CAR COMES BETWEEN TWO FRIENDS. JUDGE: HER ENTIRE DEFENSE IS, YOU WEREN’T MAKING THE PAYMENTS THAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE, AND YOU DIDN’T BRING

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ANNOUNCER: TODAY ON “JUDGE FAITH,” THESE TENANTS GO HEAD TO HEAD WITH THEIR LANDLORD FOR PAIN AND SUFFERING DUE TO LIVING IN A VIRTUAL BATCAVE.>>THE NEXT MORNING, I WAKE UP TO MY CAT FREAKING OUT IN THE HOUSE, AND THERE’S A BAT IN MY BEDROOM FLYING EVERYWHERE, SO, OF COURSE, MY ROOMMATE AND I AT

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ANNOUNCER: TODAY ON “JUDGE FAITH,” WHEN TWO ASPIRING MODELS MOVE TO HOLLYWOOD, ONE FEELS STIFFED–>>I’M LIVING WITH A GUY… ANNOUNCER: ONCE THE OTHER GOES BACK. JUDGE: YOU SEEM TO TAKE GREAT ISSUE WITH HIM MOVING TO NEW YORK AND WHERE HE LIVES OUTSIDE OF JUST THIS LEASE AGREEMENT. WHAT’S GOING ON?>>SEXUAL FAVORS–BOOM. THAT’S HOW IT

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They ditched their gear. It’s a shell game now. One of them has the payload. There you are, you son of a bitch. I’ve been waiting for this! He doesn’t have it. I’m empty! Out of the way! Drop it. Or I’ll drop this. – Drop it! – He’ll do it! Payload secure. Thanks, Sam.

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STEVE: Tony, someone dies on your watch you don’t give up. TONY: Who said we’re giving up? STEVE: We are for not taking responsibility for our actions. This document just shifts the blame. RHODES: Sorry, Steve that… that is dangerously arrogant. This is the United Nations we’re talking about. it’s not- the World Security Council,

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ANNOUNCER: TODAY ON “JUDGE FAITH,” THIS OLD PICKUP TRUCK HAS LED TO NOTHING BUT TROUBLE FOR THE PLAINTIFF, THE DEFENDANT, AND EVEN JUDGE FAITH. JUDGE: WHY HAVEN’T YOU PAID $300, THE REMAINING BALANCE ON THE TRUCK?>>DID YOU NOT HEAR ME WHENEVER I SAID THAT SHE TOLD ME NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT? JUDGE: OK. LET

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ANNOUNCER: TODAY ON “JUDGE FAITH,” REPEATED ATTEMPTS TO HELP OUT A LONG-TIME FRIEND TURNED INTO NOTHING BUT PROBLEMS. STACEE: BETWEEN THE CAT AND THE GIRLFRIEND, THE FIGHTING, MY FATHER SAID, “ENOUGH. LIKE, HE HAS TO GO.” JUDGE: HAVE YOU GIVEN HER DAD ANY MONEY? JAMES: I HONESTLY DON’T REMEMBER GIVING HIM ANY MONEY SINCE I

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ANNOUNCER: TODAY ON “JUDGE FAITH,” A LANDLORD GETS CONNED OUT OF RENT FROM A TENANT FRESH OUT OF JAIL.>>HE WAS JUST SOMEONE WHO I WOULD NEVER–HAVE EVER RENTED TO. JUDGE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?>>HE HAS A FELONY. I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE AND, YOUR HONOR, IT BACKFIRED ON ME. ANNOUNCER: BUT THE

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ANNOUNCER: TODAY ON “JUDGE FAITH.” BLOOD SHOULD BE THICKER THAN WATER, BUT THESE SISTERS ARE IN HOT WATER OVER A BOAT.>>SHE’S A GAMBLER. OK? SO THAT’S WHY SHE NEEDS MONEY. SHE THINKS OF THESE THINGS THAT ARE FAR OUT ALL THE TIME FOR THESE GUYS TO DO. TRUST ME, I COULD TELL YOU STORIES.>>[BLEEP] ALONG

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ANNOUNCER: TODAY ON “JUDGE FAITH.” THIS WOMAN SAYS HER FORMER LOVER BORROWED THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO BREED PIT BULLS BUT NEVER PAID ANYTHING BACK.>>EVERY TIME IT WAS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT THE DOGS AND WHAT HE NEEDED MONEY FOR. JUDGE: SO YOU WERE JUST SHELLING OUT CASH?>>YES, I WAS. JUDGE: AND YOU’RE SAYING THAT THOSE WERE

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