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♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ (CAR REVS) Yeah! (LAUGHS) Woo! Yeah! (CAR REVS) (CAR EXPLODES) (EXPLOSIONS) ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

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(clapping) – So, Blake, you were People’s sexiest man alive a couple years ago, let’s get a reminder here. Blake, you were so sexy. (audience cheering) Look at that. – [Carson] Look at that. – You’re damn right. – I mean, my favorite part is the arm, like oh, geez guys, I don’t know. (audience

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– A lot of people say, oh let the worst case scenario thing happen to you, you’ll learn it’s not that bad, not true, it was really bad and I contemplated quitting comedy. (upbeat music) I was asked to be a part of a reality show, stand-up comedy competition, that’s like Last Comic Standing but

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A year ago. I started complaining to my mother about not being able to see the whiteboard and I was like, oh man I’m gonna get glasses now I went to dr. Cox office and she had done a bunch of tests on my eyes She came back and she’s like you need to go

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Hi there. I love singing mostly because it makes me feel so good about myself and, most importantly, it makes me speak smoothly. I have a slight s-stammer. That’s it. HE LAUGHS I want somebody who really, really means it… Oh, yeah. ..on this one. I’ve got to connect with them. Yeah. I want everything

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-[ Chuckles ] -[ Chuckles ] ♪♪ -♪ Day after day, I’m more confused ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] ♪ But I look for the light in the pouring rain ♪ ♪ You know that’s a game that I hate to lose ♪ -[ Screaming ] -♪ Feelin’ the strain ♪ ♪ Ain’t it

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New York Washington DC Sokovia Okay, that’s enough Captain, people are afraid That’s why I’m here We need to be put in check Whatever form that takes I’m game I’m sorry Tony If I see a situation pointed south I can’t ignore it. Sometimes i wish i could Sometimes I want to punch you in

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