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>>James: WE PLAY BEFORE THE SHOW, WE HAVE A BASKETBALL HOOP ON THE ROOF HERE, AND WE PLAY YOU BEFORE –>>DUDE!>>James: DON’T DOOUTD ME. ARE YOU SAYING FOR REAL THAT YOU THINK THAT YOU WON THAT BASKETBALL GAME?>>YES I AM! YOU’RE NOTHING. I WAS JUST LIKE WHOA WHOA WHOA, YOU WERE LIKE AH-HA!>>James: I CAN’T

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– Happy Thanksgiving y’all– or as we like to call it, Danksgiving, ah, ah, ah, because we’re the cousins that come to the dinner table and we smell like that pacquiao. MERO: Yeah. There’s a piotluck going on in our office. MERO: That’s right. – And we didn’t bring anything. But we still gonna eat.

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MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS AND DEDICATED ACTIVIST WHO FOUNDED THE CLIMATE CHANGE MOVEMENT, “FIRE DRILL FRIDAYS.” PLEASE WELCOME, JANE FONDA! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN! HAPPY — >>THANK YOU.>>Stephen: HAPPY 2020, JANE

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>>PRESIDENT TRUMP REPORTEDLY CLOSE TO SELECTING OUTSIDE COUNSEL TO HELP HIM AMID THESE ONGOING INVESTIGATIONS INTO RUSSIAN MEDDLING AND HIS CAMPAIGN. TRUMP PREFERS TO HAVE A TEAM OF ATTORNEYS, RATHER THAN A SINGLE LAWYER REPRESENT HIM.>>HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? YOU’RE THE LEADER OF A COUNTRY, AND ACCUSED OF COLLUDING WITH KNOWN ENEMIES?>>THEN YOU

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-I do want to have this — Well, I’ve been asking people, “Do you think Trump is a worse client, or Rudy Giuliani is a worse lawyer?” Where do you come out on that? [ Laughter ] -Well, this is a very difficult question. -It is, right? -Uh, I would say — -This is like

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-Fred, you are such a busy guy, and I’m always blown away by how many projects you manage to juggle over the course of a year, but there is a price you pay for how busy you are. And you were lamenting the fact to me that you do not have time anymore to read

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WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. IT IS TRISTATE. TRUMP’S HAD ANOTHER ROUGH WEEK ON THE IMPEACHMENT FRONT, BUT HE’S GOT SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO THIS WEEKEND. ON SATURDAY, HE’S GOING TO THE ANNUAL ARMY-NAVY FOOTBALL GAME. NOW, THIS IS ONE SPORTING EVENT WHERE TRUMP’S GOT A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE

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-Let’s get to the news. The White House announced Friday that President Trump’s lawyers will not take part in this week’s impeachment hearings. That makes sense, since one of his lawyers has been really busy causing the impeachment hearings. President Trump, on Friday, called for an environmental review of bathroom fixtures and claimed that, “People

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-Fred, congratulations. Your wonderful comedy special was nominated for a Grammy. You were at the Grammys last night. You did not win, but that is amazing to be a Grammy nominee. Congratulations. -Yeah, I had a great time. So thanks. -That’s fantastic. What a sad clap from the rest of the band. -I know. -The

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-It’s been a while since you’ve been here, which makes sense because you’re working on so many projects, and it’s great to be busy. As an audience member, I’m so happy that you’re busy, but one thing you were saying backstage is you don’t have time anymore for your true love, your first true love,

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