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– What?! – (teen) Never judge a book by its cover. You were right. – That’s disgusting. That goes on people’s armpits. ♪ (playful theme music) ♪ – No, not these. Not these. – (girl) Wait. – Don’t judge a book by its cover! – (girl) Did you think I was really gonna cut my

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>>Jimmy: ARE THEY DIEING TO RIDE THE DONKEY?>>NOT YET.>>Jimmy: THIS NEW SHOW ON NETFLIX, TALK ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER.>>DECLAN HARP, HALF IRISH, HALF NATIVE. HE WAS RAISED BY THE MAN WHO RUNS HBC, SO HE’S THE ENGLISH KIND OF — RUNS THE HBC. I WAS RAISED BY HIM AND HE MURDERED MY WHOLE FAMILY AND MY

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Guys, I thought maybe right now I could write out my weekly Thank You Notes. Is that okay? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] James, can I get some Thank You Note writing music, please? ♪♪♪♪ Mr. Cool. -Wow. -Mr. Cool. -Mr. Cool. He don’t care. -Yes, the hidden Avenger. Mr. Cool. -He’s the Avenger you

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Youths! let me give you all of my law school advice hey guys welcome back to my channel thank you so much for joining me I am so excited that some of you are heading off to law school soon you must have made your decisions and that’s super exciting so today I thought I

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– That is a striking resemblance between Larry King and Ruth Bader Ginsberg. (whimsical music) Hey Legal Eagles, it’s time to think like a lawyer. Today I am outside of the Eagle’s Lair doing a live video from VidCon, although, by the time that you watch this it probably won’t be live, it’ll be long

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– Bored, so bored. Dare I say, blasé? – Unhand me, you manless hand. – Hah, good one Cucumber. – Excuse me, what did you say to? – I said, “Good one, Cucumber.” Incidentally, should I continue yelling, or would you rather use google closed captioning? Hilarious. – I do not want you to yell,

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You have a contract until– three more years, four more years? No, no, no. I think two and 1/2. Two and 1/2 more years? I have to work two and 1/2 more years. They can have a countdown. OK. And do you think that you’ll renew– I mean, at some point– you’ve been doing it

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Rat Eggs Demon Eggs Dog Eggs Chris. It’s all the same. Soapy eggs Slimy, Grimy, Twisted Eggs Chris, listen man, um Generally you’re a pretty good guy You can’t possibly think there’s a difference but I’m being dead serious with you, this is disgusting No don’t! EEHHHHHHHHHHHGGGG Soapy Eggs, twisted, slimy grimy

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>>>HE IS ASKING FOR BROAD UNCHECKED POWER, WILL HE GET IT?>>THESE ARE THE DEFENDANTS. THREE JUDGES FROM THE NINTH CIRCUIT COURT WHO HEARD THE CASE FOR TRUMP’S BAN, AND SAID NOT IN OUR HOUSE. THEY’RE ACCUSED OF LETTING BAD HOMBRES POUR INTO THIS COUNTRY. >>ALL RISE DO YOU PROMISE TO TELL THE TRUTH, WHOLE TRUTH

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Do whatever it takes. I want someone else framed for this crime. This murder, is not an ordinary one.. TS Brar, the biggest lawyer in Punjab.. He has manufactured and presented such incriminating evidence against you… Now, no one can save you from the gallows. Please give me my son back… Please.. Old lady, I

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