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ANNOUNCER:Ladies and gentlemen, please welcomethe second President of the Confederate States of America.(applause and cheering) -(applause and cheering swell) -(camera shutter clicking) Oh, yeah. Wow. -Wow. -Mr. President? Thank you. Thank you. -Mr. President? -Mr. President? I’m gonna get mean and divisive in a few minutes, but first, I want to take a moment to

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ALL WEEK, I’VE BEEN BRINGING YOU THE LATEST FROM THE TRIAL OF CONSPIRACY RADIO HOST AND FURIOUS HARDBOILED EGG, ALEX JONES. ( LAUGHTER ) YOU GUYS KNOW WHO HE IS? YOU KNOW WHO ALEX JONES, IS “INFO WARS.” VERY POPULAR. DONALD TRUMP IS A BIG FAN. JONES IS IN A LEGAL BATTLE WITH HIS EX-WIFE,

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It is important to note that while the media focuses on Trump’s daily tweets and scandals, outbursts and distractions, the government he installed is hard at work making policy that affects our lives. And one of those installations, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, has been quietly overseeing a massive rollback of civil rights regulations in

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Number 15. Caught on Youtube: Youtube is known for its various personalities, billions of hours of entertaining videos, and has even been used as a vlog site. Sometimes, the vlogs can be angry, to strange, to downright stupid, which a young Texas woman found out. Hannah Sabata of Waco stole a silver Pontiac Grande Am

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-Let’s talk about “Project Runway.” You’re back. You’re a great host. But also this year, you’re also judging a little. -Yeah. I got tough this time around. This was my second time as host of “Project Runway.” And I had so much fun. It’s back on this Thursday night. -This Thursday night, Bravo. -So everybody

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IN THE SPIRIT OF THOSE WHO SHARED THEIR MAIZE WITH THE PILGRIMS ON THE FIRST THANKSGIVING, TODAY, TRUMP SIGNED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO COMBAT VIOLENCE AGAINST NATIVE AMERICANS. AND HE COMPLIMENTED ONE OF THE ATTENDEES ON THEIR NAME.>>WE HAVE A MAN WHOSE NAME I WANT TO USE. I MAYBE HAVE TO CHANGE MY NAME BECAUSE

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(clapping) – So, Blake, you were People’s sexiest man alive a couple years ago, let’s get a reminder here. Blake, you were so sexy. (audience cheering) Look at that. – [Carson] Look at that. – You’re damn right. – I mean, my favorite part is the arm, like oh, geez guys, I don’t know. (audience

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Scott: I enjoyed ‘Planet Stan’ because it’s not your usual book. You’ve got to think differently like Stan. Stan thinks in pie charts, bar graphs and all different sorts of mathematical ways. Enjoy it because it’s a great book! Alison: I loved ‘I Swapped My Brother On the Internet!’ because who hasn’t ever wished they

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Michael: Funny books are important because you want to read them! That’s the great thing about them – you open it, you start laughing on that page then you wonder whether you’ll laugh again on the next page, then you find you do, then you turn over and you find you do again! Kate: They

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