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Cause baby now we got Bat Blood You know we used to be best buds So take a look what you’ve become Cause baby, now we’ve got Bat Blood HEY! You can’t take the bat look where we at You used to be the king DC remember that? Remember that? This B. A. T. is

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MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS AND DEDICATED ACTIVIST WHO FOUNDED THE CLIMATE CHANGE MOVEMENT, “FIRE DRILL FRIDAYS.” PLEASE WELCOME, JANE FONDA! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN! HAPPY — >>THANK YOU.>>Stephen: HAPPY 2020, JANE

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– Hey, it’s Sam from Vice’s Brooklyn office Our colleagues ‘down under’ went to see what maximum security ‘juvee’ is like in Australia This is Briggs, live from ‘juvee’ Officer: A few things to start… – when you come into the center you can’t take mobile phones… – keys… and money inside – Don’t ask

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>>PRESIDENT TRUMP REPORTEDLY CLOSE TO SELECTING OUTSIDE COUNSEL TO HELP HIM AMID THESE ONGOING INVESTIGATIONS INTO RUSSIAN MEDDLING AND HIS CAMPAIGN. TRUMP PREFERS TO HAVE A TEAM OF ATTORNEYS, RATHER THAN A SINGLE LAWYER REPRESENT HIM.>>HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? YOU’RE THE LEADER OF A COUNTRY, AND ACCUSED OF COLLUDING WITH KNOWN ENEMIES?>>THEN YOU

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– HELLO, EVERYONE. I’M JOSEPH CARMICHAEL. OTIS IS–WAS MY FATHER. BUT WE ARE NOT HERE TODAY TO MOURN HIS DEATH, BUT TO CELEBRATE HIS LIFE. WE KNEW OTIS AS A TEACHER, A COMMUNITY LEADER, A ROLE MODEL, A HUSBAND, AND A FATHER. NOW, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE TO SHARE SOMETHING ABOUT HIM Y’ALL

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(really annoying quirky music) BILLY: You never want to admit that you’re wrong! ALEX: It’s because I’m never wrong, Billy! BILLY: Oh, my god, come off it! Everybody is wrong sometimes! ALEX: If I am, I’ll admit it, it’s just that I’m never wrong. BILLY: God, you’er insufferable. ALEX: It’s ‘you are’ with an apostrophe.

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-I do want to have this — Well, I’ve been asking people, “Do you think Trump is a worse client, or Rudy Giuliani is a worse lawyer?” Where do you come out on that? [ Laughter ] -Well, this is a very difficult question. -It is, right? -Uh, I would say — -This is like

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-Fred, you are such a busy guy, and I’m always blown away by how many projects you manage to juggle over the course of a year, but there is a price you pay for how busy you are. And you were lamenting the fact to me that you do not have time anymore to read

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♪♪ [audience applause] – Thank you all for coming, as your arbitrator I’m here to help you settle this dispute outside of court. – I don’t see what the problem is, I think the song’s great. – Enough with the reindeer games, Rudolph. The song paints you like a hero, and us like villains. –

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