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Well here we are. The location of the soul stone is right in there. I guess you better go in and get it. This is a lake of acid lava. I know crazy right?! Well, hop on in and get that stone you need so bad. It’s all the way at the bottom. Bubbles Crap!

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Cause baby now we got Bat Blood You know we used to be best buds So take a look what you’ve become Cause baby, now we’ve got Bat Blood HEY! You can’t take the bat look where we at You used to be the king DC remember that? Remember that? This B. A. T. is

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MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS AND DEDICATED ACTIVIST WHO FOUNDED THE CLIMATE CHANGE MOVEMENT, “FIRE DRILL FRIDAYS.” PLEASE WELCOME, JANE FONDA! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN! HAPPY — >>THANK YOU.>>Stephen: HAPPY 2020, JANE

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– Hi, everybody, Vince August, stand up comedian, warm up comic for “The Daily Show.” People worry about dying on stage. I literally worried about dying on stage. (upbeat funk music) I was an attorney working for a high-profile criminal defense firm. We’re handling racketeering cases involving organized crime, and listen, some of the people

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Hi! What is wrong? Sir I was saying please save me from getting hanged I can do with lifetime imprisonment Yes, I’ll try my best Ma’am I cannot bring your sin back from death But I can surely get his murderer hanged to death! What is he saying!? Calm down! I’ll try my best You’ll

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Mr. Stark. Nope, nope, nope. You’ve seen nothing. He’s uh, not ready yet. Just aaa few more seconds and… Ah there we go! Superhero steroids!!!! How Captain America Should Have Ended The plane’s headed to bomb New York if I don’t force it down now, a lot of people are gonna die. I gotta put

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>>PRESIDENT TRUMP REPORTEDLY CLOSE TO SELECTING OUTSIDE COUNSEL TO HELP HIM AMID THESE ONGOING INVESTIGATIONS INTO RUSSIAN MEDDLING AND HIS CAMPAIGN. TRUMP PREFERS TO HAVE A TEAM OF ATTORNEYS, RATHER THAN A SINGLE LAWYER REPRESENT HIM.>>HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? YOU’RE THE LEADER OF A COUNTRY, AND ACCUSED OF COLLUDING WITH KNOWN ENEMIES?>>THEN YOU

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– HELLO, EVERYONE. I’M JOSEPH CARMICHAEL. OTIS IS–WAS MY FATHER. BUT WE ARE NOT HERE TODAY TO MOURN HIS DEATH, BUT TO CELEBRATE HIS LIFE. WE KNEW OTIS AS A TEACHER, A COMMUNITY LEADER, A ROLE MODEL, A HUSBAND, AND A FATHER. NOW, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE TO SHARE SOMETHING ABOUT HIM Y’ALL

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(really annoying quirky music) BILLY: You never want to admit that you’re wrong! ALEX: It’s because I’m never wrong, Billy! BILLY: Oh, my god, come off it! Everybody is wrong sometimes! ALEX: If I am, I’ll admit it, it’s just that I’m never wrong. BILLY: God, you’er insufferable. ALEX: It’s ‘you are’ with an apostrophe.

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