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>>Jimmy: ARE THEY DIEING TO RIDE THE DONKEY?>>NOT YET.>>Jimmy: THIS NEW SHOW ON NETFLIX, TALK ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER.>>DECLAN HARP, HALF IRISH, HALF NATIVE. HE WAS RAISED BY THE MAN WHO RUNS HBC, SO HE’S THE ENGLISH KIND OF — RUNS THE HBC. I WAS RAISED BY HIM AND HE MURDERED MY WHOLE FAMILY AND MY

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As yeah no birth is easy. Everyone think baby number 3 will be quick because the lady is already stretched out. This is my Mother. But I still remember your head pushing out. Like someone cutting me with a knife. For as long as I remember she’s been… inappropriate. Stab. Stab. Stab. Right into Mummy’s

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– That is a striking resemblance between Larry King and Ruth Bader Ginsberg. (whimsical music) Hey Legal Eagles, it’s time to think like a lawyer. Today I am outside of the Eagle’s Lair doing a live video from VidCon, although, by the time that you watch this it probably won’t be live, it’ll be long

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( ’60s pop music playing )♪ you thought you had found a good girl ♪♪ one to love you and give you the world ♪♪ now you find that you’ve been misused ♪♪ talk to me, I’ll do what you choose ♪♪ I want you to ♪♪ tell mama ♪♪ all about it ♪♪ tell

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Rat Eggs Demon Eggs Dog Eggs Chris. It’s all the same. Soapy eggs Slimy, Grimy, Twisted Eggs Chris, listen man, um Generally you’re a pretty good guy You can’t possibly think there’s a difference but I’m being dead serious with you, this is disgusting No don’t! EEHHHHHHHHHHHGGGG Soapy Eggs, twisted, slimy grimy

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>>>HE IS ASKING FOR BROAD UNCHECKED POWER, WILL HE GET IT?>>THESE ARE THE DEFENDANTS. THREE JUDGES FROM THE NINTH CIRCUIT COURT WHO HEARD THE CASE FOR TRUMP’S BAN, AND SAID NOT IN OUR HOUSE. THEY’RE ACCUSED OF LETTING BAD HOMBRES POUR INTO THIS COUNTRY. >>ALL RISE DO YOU PROMISE TO TELL THE TRUTH, WHOLE TRUTH

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Do whatever it takes. I want someone else framed for this crime. This murder, is not an ordinary one.. TS Brar, the biggest lawyer in Punjab.. He has manufactured and presented such incriminating evidence against you… Now, no one can save you from the gallows. Please give me my son back… Please.. Old lady, I

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When you’re rolling down the highway with a hot cappuccino and then you swerve and almost spill it on your new pair of chinos, you’re like “Whoa! That was close, man these khakis are primo.” And while you’re feelin’ kinda lucky you might hit the casino Hold up, wait a minute, now it’s on! First

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MIKE JUDGE:The greatest outlaw in country music,Waylon Jennings.Richie come up on stage, and everything seemed fine. Then, about halfway through the first song,I noticed him wobbling.He was swingin’ and not hittin’ anything.RICHIE ALBRIGHT: And I swear to God,my drumstick was a “Z.”(CHUCKLES) That’s the way it looked to me. He goes, “Go back there and

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– So Sharers, we are in, yuck, the swampland right now, looking for the monster. – Look at my knee. – Okay, this is gross. It smells disgusting. This is the bottom of the bay. Wait, hold on. Wait, wait, there it goes, there it goes. Whoa, whoa, whoa, there it goes, there it goes!

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