Unimpres Alombardia
Aw, come on. Can’t a guy get any privacy? – Football. Told you so. – Well, we had to be certain. – I was so worried about you, Billy. – You don’t have to be. For real. – I like your jersey. -Oh, yeah? I stole it. You did not. You’re funny. We worry every
Come on, giant. I’m getting bored. This world is mine. [BOTH GRUNTING] [YELLS] One down, one to go. [GROWLS] [GRUNTING] [EXPLOSION] Now, Flash, take out the other eye. Sorry, I need this to save the world. Thanks for your help. [GRUNTING] Did that work? Yeah, I think that worked. Both eyeballs blown out and he’s
GREEN LANTERN: You guys okay? Good. Listen up. Uh… [CLEARS THROAT] We need to, uh… We need to play offense instead of all coming up to bat. – Um, what? – I apologize, but I don’t know your games. I think what Lantern is saying is that it’s time for some teamwork. So let’s pull
[GRUNTS] DESAAD: The Parademon hives on Earth… …were ill-equipped to process your flesh, my prize. [SCREAMING] But here in my personal laboratory… …I can splice your Kryptonian genetic code to create a new form… …a super-Parademon in the service of Darkseid. [GRUNTING] And once we have our champion… …we will seize the other supers and
SUPERMAN: So why are you two here? Metropolis is my turf. There have been reports of mysterious kidnappings across the country. We had them here too. Figured that was life in the big city. Think the disappearances and these things are connected? They’re connected. – So these monsters, they’re– – They’re soldiers. Expendable soldiers at
BATMAN: Superman’s close. – I’ve been tracking his flight path. – Pfft. On what? Your own satellite? – I was kidding. You have a satellite? BATMAN: Here he comes. First one to the building is… [GRAPPLER FIRES] Ugh, I really hate that guy. Wait here. I got this. No offense. You’d just get in the
Darkseid is transferring data to those metal cubes. They call them Mother Boxes. They’re creating portals. Boom tubes. I just have to speak their language. I didn’t understand a single word you just said. COMPUTER: Connecting to network. Unable to connect. VICTOR: Gotta get some altitude. COMPUTER: Connection established. [GROWLS] [DARKSEID GRUNTING] Get him in
VICTOR: Got you. Hey, you’re that kid. [GROANS] – Hell of a catch, man. – Thanks. Don’t tell them, okay? It’s none of their freaking business. It’ll be our secret. I always said you had an arm like a cannon. Now you totally do. [SIGHS] [POWERING OFF] Nice job, kid. – Where’d Shazam go? –
-It’s transmitting. MAN: Silas, look at these readings. I am not letting you walk away from me again, Dad. We’re having this out. SILAS: Can we trace the power source? MAN: I’m trying to lock in on the signal now. This thing is more important to you than your own son. SILAS: Victor, stop! GREEN
[GROWLING] [ALL GRUNTING] That wasn’t so hard. [BOOM TUBE EXPLODES] [SIGHS] – Looks like you could use a hand. – Flash, my boy. Great to see you. Oh, yeah, and that’s Batman. – Batman’s real? – Yeah, he’s over there. Wait, what? It is a real honor to meet you, sir, Batman. Sir, Batman, sir.
