Real Lawyer Reacts to LAWYER JOKES // LegalEagle

Real Lawyer Reacts to LAWYER JOKES // LegalEagle

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for free for two months by clicking the link in the description. (laughing) (optimistic music) Hey, legal eagles. It’s time to think like a lawyer or today it’s time to laugh like a lawyer because we’re going to
have a change of pace, and instead of destroying
your favorite childhood movie or explaining why your
favorite legal drama is completely full of holes, Stella and I are going to
review some lawyer jokes. They’re gonna make fun of me. Are you okay with that? (dog barks) So what I’ve done is I’ve asked a friend to compile some lawyer jokes for me. I haven’t seen these ahead of time. But let me know if you guys
like this change of format. And I’ve done enough stuff about PewDewPie to know that meme review is a thing, so let me know if you want me to respond to legal or law school memes. I would love to make
this a continuing thing because who are we if we
can’t laugh at ourselves? Let’s see if this is clean. (laughing) Okay, but without further ado, let’s dig into the first lawyer jokes. An attorney was working late one night in his office when, suddenly,
Satan appeared before him. The devil made him an offer, “I will make it so you win every case “that you try for the rest of your life. “Your clients will worship
you, your colleagues will be “in awe and you will make
an enormous amount of money, “but in return you must give me your soul, “your wife’s soul, the
souls of your children, “your parents, grandparents, “and those of all of your friends.” The lawyer thought about it
for a moment and then asked, “But what’s the catch?” (chuckling) Oh god. We might not have souls, but we care about the
souls of the loved ones that are in our lives. Also, by the way, it
wouldn’t be unusual for Satan to Apparate in front of
us, that happens everyday. What’s the different between
a lawyer and a jellyfish? One is a spineless, poisonous blob, the other is a form of sea life. (laughing) God. I would say that most of
the lawyers that I know are actually very courageous and are willing to work very,
very hard for their clients. Why would a lawyer be spineless? I mean, poisonous, okay sure. A 50 year-old lawyer
who has been practicing since he was 25 passed away and arrived at the pearly gates for judgment. The lawyer said to Saint Peter, “There must be some mistake. “I’m only 50 years old and
that’s far too young to die.” Saint Peter frowned
and consulted his book, “That’s funny. “When we added up all
your billing records, “you should be at least 83 by now.” (laughing) I like that one. This one hits close to home because there are some lawyers out there who are unethical and they will bill their client for more work
than they’ve actually done and this is reasonably ethical
where you’re on a plane and because of the shift in timezones, you’re actually able to
build more than 24 hours in the entire day if you were literally working
every single hour of the day. So you were up all night,
you did an all-nighter and then you flew backwards from the east coast to west coast. It is conceivably possible
and there are some rockstar associates who have been known to do that, but yeah, fair point. Oh god. Let’s see if this is clean. Why does the Bar Association
Code of Ethics prevent sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service. Hopefully you have a better experience than, we’ll say, getting
screwed by your attorney. Actually California just
changed their ethics rules. It used to be that in
California you could engage in a romantic relationship
with your client and now, at least during the
pendency of your relationship is unethical in California to have that relationship
with your client. So, realistically speaking, you can get in big trouble in California. Yeah, that’s a big change. At a convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarks to another, “Did you know that in our lab “we have switched from mice to
lawyers for our experiments?” “Really?” the other replied. “Why did you switch?” “Well, for three reasons.” “First we found that lawyers
are far more plentiful. “Second, the lab assistants
don’t get so attached to them, “and thirdly there some
things even a rat won’t do.” (laughing) Oh god. But, frankly, if you hire
a lawyer and you need them to help you on your case,
you’re gonna want them to be flexible and to
be a zealous advocate and to really get in the trenches with the rest of the rats, oh my god. Lawyers are far more
expensive than rats, though. Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California get all the lawyers? New Jersey got first pick. All right, fair enough. The California legal market is huge. That’s where I have practiced
for most of my career. Frankly, I prefer
California than New Jersey. So suck it, New Jersey. Two physicians boarded
a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat
next to the two physicians. The attorney kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was
setting in when the physician in the window seat said, “I think I’ll get up and get a coke.” “No problem”, said the attorney. “I’ll get it for you.” When he was done one of
the physicians picked up the attorney’s shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the
coke, the physician said, “That looks good, I
think I’ll have one too.” Again, the attorney
obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other physician picked up
the other shoe and spat in it. The attorney returned and they all sat back
and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the attorney slipped
his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. “How long must this go on?” he asked. “This fighting between our professions, “this hatred, this animosity, “this spitting in shoes
and pissing in cokes?” (laughing) So I have a lot of doctor friends. I don’t think there’s much animosity between
lawyers and doctors. Really it’s just between
me and Doctor Mike because we’ve never done a collaboration. You know what you’ve done, Doctor Mike. – Dude, you’re hilarious and if you ever wanna make a YouTube video, I’m so down. – A lawyer was filling
out a job application when he came to the question
have you ever been arrested? He answered no. Next question, intended for applications who had answered yes was why? The lawyer answered
it, “Never got caught.” (laughing) So the thing is it’s
really the rare exception that it’s like a Bernie Madoff or some other corporate raider who has done some illegal act. That and the doctors,
they’re the real criminals. ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ – C’mon, son! – A secretary, a paralegal, and a partner in a city law firm are
walking through a park on their way to lunch when
they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie
appears out of a puff of smoke. The genie says, “I only
grant three wishes, “so I’ll give each of you just one.” “Me first, me first,” says the secretary. “I want to be in the
Bahamas driving a speedboat “without a care in the world.” Poof, she’s gone. “Me next, me next,” says the paralegal. “I want to be in Hawaii
relaxing on the beach “with my personal masseuse
and an endless supply “of pina coladas and the love of my life.” Poof, he’s gone. “You’re next.” The genie
says to the partner. The partner says, “I want those two back “in the office after lunch.” (laughing) There’s definitely some truth to that. I have had some great luck in my career to have some fantastic legal
secretaries and paralegals in my office and they have saved my bacon on more than one occasion. Man, you’re not getting away that easily. All right, let’s see, this
one is in the first person. I was in juvenile court
prosecuting a teen suspected of burglary when the judge
asked everyone to stand and state his or her name and
role for the court reporter. “Leah Rauch, deputy prosecutor,” I said. “Linda Jones, probation officer.” ‘Sam Clark, public defender.” “John,” said the teen who was on trial. “I’m the one who stole the truck. (laughing) Okay, yeah. (exhales) That one hits close to home. If only I could control
what my clients said at all times because they have a habit of saying the worst possible thing at the worst possible time. It’s a mark of a good lawyer when you can control a very bad witness. When my 88 year-old mother was called for jury duty she had to submit to questioning by the opposing lawyers. That’s called voir dire. “Have you ever dealt with an attorney?” Asked the plaintiff’s lawyer. “Yes, I had an attorney
write my living trust,” she responded. “How did that turn out?” “I don’t know,” she said. “Ask me when I’m dead. (laughing) Ah, some good old fashioned
the states and trusts humor. That’s always great. All right last one, here we go. What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer might let a case
drag on for several years. A good lawyer knows how to
make it last even longer. Too mean, too mean. Oh, where those good? Where those good lawyer jokes? All right, those jokes were terrible and you are a bad person
if you laughed at them. Completely unfunny and
not a kernel of truth in the whole lot of them, but if you wanna learn how
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think like a lawyer today. All right so, as always,
leave your objections in the comments and send me
your memes and lawyer jokes. I would love to do this again, and check out my other real
law reactions over here where I just reacted
to Marvel’s Daredevil, including the trial of Frank Castle. So click on this playlist,
and I’ll see you in court.

100 thoughts on “Real Lawyer Reacts to LAWYER JOKES // LegalEagle

  • LegalEagle Post author

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  • sajian starslicer Post author

    i laughed at almost all of them. do more of them

  • Jericho9781 Post author

    i have heard a variation of the lawyer and physician joke before but with branches of the military navy and army if i remember correctly

  • Reid Wallace Post author

    Do feel bad about the lawyer hate, 50+ years of corporate sponsored hate will do that to anybody. Yall are our only defense against the powerful, they had to try to turn us against ya somehow.

  • Erik Žiak Post author

    Question: How do you notice that a Lawyer is lying? Answer: His/Her lips are moving.

  • AJ Cham Post author

    #7 4:45 – much prefer Billy Connolly's (presumably original) version of this joke, about the rivalry between Celtic and Rangers football fans. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JjVg0Sbsh4

  • Golden Retriever Post author

    A lawyer walks into a bar

    Instantly start looking for negligence

    How’s that

  • okbridges Post author

    What do you call a good lawyer? ‘Your Honor.’
    What do you call a lawyer who’s gone bad? ‘Senator’
    What’s the difference between a cat fish and a lawyer? Ones a bottom feeding scum sucker, the others just a fish.
    Did you hear about the lawyer in Texas who was so big they couldn’t find a coffin big enough to bury him in? They gave him an ennama and buried him in a shoe box!
    Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, an honest lawyer and an old bum spot a $100 bill on the side walk, which of them picks it up? The old bum, the rest are mythical creatures.

    A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are traveling and stop for the night at a farm house. The farmer says he only has two spare beds in the house, so one of the travelers will have to sleep in the barn. The rabbi says “I am a humble man I do not mind sleeping in the barn. A short while later he comes back to the house and says “there is a pig in the barn, I cannot sleep there.” The Hindu say “ Well I am a very humble man I can sleep in the barn”. A few moments later he too comes back to the house and says “There is a cow in the barn, I cannot sleep there”. “Fine” says the lawyer “I will sleep in the barn”. A few moments later the pig and the cow come to the house…. !

  • jamie Marshall 6 Post author

    Can you review stories of sodor trail

  • Captain Cablefist Post author

    Having lived in both New Jersey and California I concur with the statement that New Jersey can suck it :p

  • merwindor Post author

    Nice suit. I don't know what it is but maybe the colour I like.

  • shortc5005 Post author

    What do you call a bus load of lawyers going over a cliff? A pretty good start.

  • Pentross Post author

    Wait… yeah what is the catch? Take the deal then sue to get everyone’s soul back plus the powers as the fee – you know you’ll always win. If you can’t win this the powers aren’t as promised and the deal is void anyway.

  • Truth Stalker Post author

    All of those were unique (except the 1st which was mainly the plot to 1995's 'The Devil's Advocate' starring AL Pacino & Keanu Reeves). Some were okay. More were awesome (my favorite was #9). Please continue to do these! At least once a week! 😎 👍 💖

  • Dean Churchman Post author

    If it's any consolidation it's more accurate nowadays to replace "lawyer" in the jokes about how heartless they are with with "video-game executive"

  • Mr Tumshie Post author

    The one with the doctors and the lawyer on the plane doesn't feel quite right for a reason. It's a reworking of a Billy Connolly joke about Celtic and Rangers fans at a football match with the lawyer, plane and doctors shoehorned in. Connolly's version is much funnier too.

  • B Smith Post author

    Need more legal jokes. Yes, they were funny. Hard to pick which one was true.

  • Last Snowfall Post author

    Hahaha, here's one that I liked:

    A lawyer went to a pet shop and saw three parrots priced 5k, 10k and 20k respectively. The laywer asked the owner, why is that parrot worth 5k? That parrot can deliver an opening statement that can win the jury without fail. Really? That's a smart parrot! The lawyer exclaimed. What about the other parrot? Why is it worth 10k? He asked further. That one can do everything the first parrot can do, plus it can write a brief that will win any case. Wow! The lawyer said, clearly impressed. What about the last parrot, why is it worth 20k? The owner said: well actually, I've never seen that parrot do anything usefull… But the other two parrots call him senior partner!

  • christian devey Post author

    "It's the 99% who give us 1% a bad name"
    – my uncle (who is a lawyer)

  • andyman aus Post author

    It's the 98% of lawyers that give the rest a bad name.What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 40?  "Your Honour."

  • SuperMikeAttack Post author

    Nice suit

  • Robbie Campbell Post author

    That was pretty good. I think Dr. Mike's videos are generally funnier (mostly because he laughs harder), but this video was pretty good. I hope you do more of them! Also please do a video with Dr. Mike! That'd be great!

  • Grumpy Goose Post author

    8:05 What are you saying?
    "That is called vlog-year"?

    Swedish. Good at the language, but not at terminology.

  • Dom the Bomb Post author

    I call for a bad court thingy

  • Dawncloudz Post author

    my favourite lawyer joke is: what do lawyers use as contraception?

    Their personality. 😂

  • tasman_devil Post author

    Hello Legal eagle!

    Good stories. Now I am waiting for a joke… 🙂

  • Orangenkraft Post author

    There is a Scrubs episode with a medial trial. It's in "My Big Bird". You and Dr Mike better get on that!

  • Kaymish _ Post author

    That was comedy gold.

  • kefkamadman Post author

    Man, last winter was so cold, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

    That's all I got.

  • John Pelt Post author

    Wonder if the "Trial of Mike Nelson" episode of MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER will be ever covered…

  • Allegheny500 Post author

    A high priced lawyer, a low priced lawyer, a bag of money and the Easter bunny are in the doctors waiting room when suddenly the lights go out. When they come back on the bag of money is gone! Who took it?……..The high priced lawyer of course, the other two are figments of your imagination.

  • Allan titan Post author

    I object those jokes were funny even saw you trying to hide a smile and a chuckle

  • DuckyDae X Post author

    5:32 Wow!? Isn’t that Billy Connolly’s joke about Celtic and Rangers? Shitting in shoes’s and pissing in Bovril.

  • Zen Jon Post author

    Q: why don't sharks eat lawyers?
    A: professional courtesy

  • Benjamin Teeter Post author

    Ah come on. We all know the billing deal happens between almost all massive law firms and large corporations. Not so much with individuals.

  • stuart balchin Post author

    and thats the people of New Jersey creating a law suit

  • Warren Lehmkuhle Post author

    I think what the lawyer meant was is he could sue the devil for his soul back.

  • meesha.beez Post author

    Objection! You laugh like a goober.

  • brian554xx Post author

    Sometimes the right side of your mouth freezes in a smile while the left side continues speaking. That mannerism seems, to me, something to learn how to turn on and off at will.

  • Andrew Schaeffer Post author

    Hey, have you thought of reviewing the court scene from “Big Eyes”. And the best part is that it’s a true story

  • Gavin Power Post author

    What if the romantic relationship predates the client-lawyer relationship? Can I defend my girlfriend/boyfriend in court if I am a lawyer?

  • GoldenGoomba900 Post author

    There was an issue in the show My Hero Academia revolving around a series of events where 3 boys fought a serial killer (it makes sense in context, it's a show about superheroes). In the context of the show using your powers without a license in an offensive purpose is illegal, but 2 of them arrived at the event to defend someone else. Where would they stand legally? Would it still be "Self-defense" if they're defending someone else?

  • Eduardo Bogosian Post author

    Definitely, want to see more! Number 2 was just mean xD

  • Eddy James Post author

    I love the channel, but lawyers can be good and they can be the scum of the earth when they are defending money interests against crimes. A case in Australia saw Julie Bishop delay a major case for victims to die off – to avoid payouts. I'm sure you're a good guy, but lawyers have a bad rep for good reasons.

  • GREENSP0RE Post author

    But why does the eagle wing swoop in the wrong direction? It should be moving right to left since the tip of the wing is on the right hand side.

  • Tyler Post author

    I've got two I've know since child hood

    What's black and brown and looks good on a Lawyer?

    A doberman.

    What's the difference between a Lawyer and a trampoline?

    You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

    I lied I've got a third one

    What do you call 10,000 Lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

    A good start.

  • IVEEEK0203 Post author

    I got one: what is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? U take off your shoes before u go jumping on a trampoline.

  • CN MG Post author

    again… why am I laughing at this? I should be able to press CTRL+F4… but I can't… Yor videos are actually great.

  • W0lfbane Shika Post author

    OBJECTION Your honor: A joke doesn't HAVE to make sense to be funny – and explaining the joke is usually what makes that joke unfunny:
    Also, I still laughed due to how absurd they are, I call for a mistrial!

  • ElderFan 1425 Post author

    STELLLLLAAAAA!!!!

  • Liam Mellon Post author

    #SuckItNewJersey

  • Skobo Do Post author

    The number 9 is a Version of an old Russin joke.

  • gnosticnihilist Post author

    Creepy lawyer keeping you all ignorant.
    Usury is slavery.
    Lawyers are debt collectors

  • Axlxandru Post author

    An engineer dies and ends up at the pearly gates and St Peter ask for his name:
    – Jack Swayer; said the engineer
    – It seems you are not on the list, I'm sorry you go to hell
    A bit disjointed he turns around and goes to hell. Once there he ask Satan
    – There is so much smoke from the fiery cauldrons here, I can make a better ventilation if you would like
    – Let me ask my chief demon; and Satan calls a lesser demon who he send to pop the question
    – This is how you do thing here? asked the engineer, I can install some land lines and you can have phone calls, that would be faster
    And as things go on the hell was a better place now, ventilation, phones, automatic ignition systems for cauldrons punch-in cards for devils and many more aplications…
    After about a year God calls:
    – Hey Satan, there seems to have been a mistake, Jack, the engineer should be in Haven, can you please send him back?
    – No, we kinda like the dude;
    – If you don't I will sue you!
    – HAHAHHAA, Good luck finding a lawyer in Haven!

  • D waters Post author

    An engineer dies and goes to hell. While he's in hell he says it's to hot so he builds an air conditioner. He then builds running water, escalators, and shopping malls. The devil wanting to brag calls up God and says the everyone is wanting to come to hell we have air conditioning, running water, and shopping malls. God replys how did you get all of those the devil said we have an engineer down here God replys there must be a mistake you can't have an engineer the devil says what are you going to do about it God says I'm going to sue you the devil replies yeah right where are you going to find a lawyer.

  • a a Post author

    Q: What do you call 1000 lawyers being fed through a woodchipper?
    A: A good start

  • Dillon Killen Post author

    In french, the word for lawyer and avacado are the exact same, avocate. So, theres an endless stream of jokes

  • Nikolai Karpovich Post author

    Objection! A video with Dr. Mike where you talk about medical malpractice and liability from a medical and legal perspective would be the best thing EVER!

  • Sean Noel Post author

    The one about the teen confessing to his crime reminds me of a clip I saw from Judge Judy where a guy accidentally confessed to stealing a girl's purse.

  • Jagielski Gaming Post author

    Doing sponsored vids? I thought prostitution was illegal in California!

  • Gabz87 Post author

    Somewhere in the internet's, possibly on Tumblr, there's a Romantic fanfic between him and Dr Mike lol

  • BrewNCode Post author

    So, who could be engineer in the super mega trio of "A lawyer, a doctor, and an engineer makes a video"

  • What The Post author

    This guys hair is solid iron, could even be nickel with that sort of melting point.

  • carultch Post author

    Two lawyers walk in to a bar. They open their briefcases, pull out sandwiches, and just before they start eating, the bartender sees what they are doing. The bartender tells them, "you can't eat your own sandwiches in here". The two lawyers wink at each other, exchange sandwiches, and begin eating.

  • Chris Lehan Post author

    😂😂😂

  • Jacob Brown Post author

    3:52 – That facility has switched back to rats after discovering Lawyer's are nothing like human beings.

    Missed the second part of the joke.

  • Valdemire Kreshnov Post author

    Don't send your jokes, he's compiling a list of victims!

  • Andreas Jamie-lee Post author

    its funny cuz its true!!

  • YeeSoest Post author

    If you guys actually make a collaboration video…
    You know…
    I'm a dude, normal job, normal looks…
    Please don't ^^

  • Gianluca Morelli Post author

    Spineless might come from the impression that lawiers would do anything to defend their client, even he/she is obviously guilty. They might be considered spineless in that they are not brave enough to seek real justice, but only their own lucrative one.

    That said, i don't agree with that and i know you guys are just doing your job and care to make sure that the truth comes up throuout trials and whatnot.

  • Harlan Sloan Post author

    Why won't a shark eat a lawyer, professional courtesy

  • crowtservo Post author

    To be fair, I’ve been screwed more by shady mechanics and used car lots than lawyers. The only lawyer I’ve hired in my life was helpful and didn’t charge much.

  • Cruxus Post author

    "I wish I could control what my clients say at all times" You should watch some of the Judge Judy, Quickest Case videos on youtube. It'll make you feel better.. or, at the very least make you glad they weren't your clients.

  • Cynthia da Gama Post author

    lawyers be like:
    ''DO YOU SWEAR TO PAY THE BILL, THE WHOLE BILL AND NOTHING BUT THE BILL?''

  • Ineichen Post author

    Weird, the first time I heard number 7 it was about two Marines and a Soldier.

  • shrk128 Post author

    I want legal eagle and dr. mike to team up and start helping random people on the street then billing them.

    I'm weird like that but I plead the 1st amendment.

  • Jeffrey Kallas Post author

    Number 5 was featured in Hook. Robin Williams used it in a speech.

  • Jeffrey Kallas Post author

    Ever been in a courtroom when a fight broke out?

  • ace24680 Post author

    i enjoyed #10 😀

  • Hex Post author

    A lawyer walked into a bar, with one hand completely wrapped in bandages. He sits down next to his friend and orders a drink. The bartender comes over, pours the drink and goes "what happened to him?" The friend looks over and says "he had to iron his pants" The bartender looked confused "…And..?" "He always has trouble keeping his hand out of the back pocket."

  • Jon S Post author

    The "New Jersey got first pick" joke was featured on Law & Order!

  • prue9123 Post author

    One that always gets me is a line from the TV show Charmed “You were a demon and a lawyer? Insert joke here.”

  • David B Jacobs Post author

    We have a version of the genie joke in film as well. The Assistant Director is the person in charge of timetables and keeping the set on schedule, they say, "I want both assholes back here in ten minutes."

  • Blake Rowell Post author

    Why was the lawyer buried 100 feet underground? Because deep down they trusted him.

  • Joshua Hudson Post author

    Theorem: the majority of lawyers are unethical. Proof: Almost all cases brought to trial are in reality a more or less good against a more or less bad, and an ethical lawyer would not take the bad side. Therefore, the guy with the bad side can only hire unethical lawyers. The guy on the good side knows this, but would rather hire an effective lawyer than an ethical one. Therefore, there is much more market for effective lawyers than ethical lawyers. Adam Smith's hand takes care of the rest.

  • Peter Holley Post author

    I like this new segment and hope we get more 🙂

  • NecroInferno Post author

    In my country or in my city for be more exact the fight is lawyers and enginers in every beginning of the year of study in the colleges they fight throwing green chestnuts

  • Ehud Gavron Post author

    And then the priest says… "Do you think we have time?"

  • matthew hussell Post author

    Do Mrs doubtfire court scene

  • HowlinMadMurloc Post author

    oh god im a horrible person i laughed so hard i pissed myself and spat coffee on my monitor 🙁

  • DivideBy Zero Post author

    A lawyer and Mickey Mouse are discussing his case.
    Lawyer: You can't divorce Minnie because you think she is crazy.
    Mickey: I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was f*cking Goofy!

  • Nalin Malhotra Post author

    Law School memes pleaseee can't have the med school kids have all the fun

  • Lysethea Post author

    i didnt laugh until you said last words abouth teriblle jokes 😀

  • Livin4thelamb Post author

    I would love to see you review law-related memes!

  • Adam Decker Post author

    What’s the difference between an old fashioned vacuum cleaner and a law firm? On the old vacuum, the dirt bags are on the outside

  • Adam Decker Post author

    Gosh it’s so cold I saw a lawyer with his hands in his OWN pockets for once

  • Masema Productions Post author

    I'm a bad person.

  • shadow rush Post author

    you're not a very good lawyer. you're bad at lying. "those jokes were terrible" i saw that laugh on the first joke. don't pull the wool over my eyes.

  • Liostutch Post author

    Objection – not enough Stella.

  • Pb 207.2 Post author

    You are out of order! You use a cartoon intro that looks nothing like you and “Stella” is Drew Lynch’s dog! You’re going down!…unless of course the intro has nothing to do with who you actually are and unless personal names are not subject to copyright. Bah…I’m not a lawyer. I’m going home!

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