Law or Not a Law

Law or Not a Law

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Today is the New York primary so I thought it would be
the perfect time to play a new game we’re calling Law or not a Law. [MUSIC] [APPLAUSE] Okay. We just thought of it this afternoon so
we don’t have a better title or. {LAUGHTER} Or a song. The way it works is we’re going
to see a law from New York and we’re all going to have to guess if
it’s a real law or something we made up. You all have a card under your chair
because we didn’t have time to make paddles so if you have a stick in your
purse you can actually attach it and have your own paddle [LAUGHTER] Twitch and
I are going to play along, we have not seen these. So, we will all look at it, and
decide if it’s a law or not a law. We’ll see. A person may not walk around on Sundays
with an ice cream cone in their pocket. It sounds like that’s too crazy.>>Yeah.
>>I think it might be a law. [LAUGH]
>>Wait, what? [LAUGH]
>>All right, let’s see the next one. Women may go topless in public, providing
it’s not being used as a business.>>[LAUGH]
>>In New York?>>[LAUGH]
>>I’m gonna say, I don’t know. I say, no. [SOUND]
>>[LAUGH]>>[LAUGH] And she can have an ice
cream corner party too. [LAUGH] Let’s see the next one. Men are allowed to whistle at passing
attractive women only if it’s recognizable tune. [LAUGH] No [LAUGH] [SOUND]>>But why can’t? That should be okay if it’s a, anyway.>>[LAUGH]
>>See the next one. It is illegal to teach your
parrot to rap without a permit. Come on. Just because it seems so stupid. [SOUND]
>>[LAUGH]>>[LAUGH]>>I do think you should have a permit to teach a parrot to rap, though. Let’s see the next one. It is illegal for
men to go topless in the center of town. Just the center of town? [LAUGH] The perimeters. And who cares if men are topless? [SOUND]
>>[LAUGH]>>So women can go topless, but men cannot go topless. Let’s see the next one. If a grocery store patron
squeezes a melon for more than five seconds,
they must purchase it. That actually I know is a law. [LAUGH]
I was thinking of Sherman.>>[LAUGH]
>>Let’s see the next one. Foreplay is forbidden in cars parked at drive-in theaters
while the film is being projected.>>[LAUGH]
>>[LAUGH] [NOISE] [LAUGH]>>[LAUGH]>>Okay, Andy, it’s the last one.>>[LAUGH]
>>You may only water if the hose
is held in your hand.>>[LAUGH]>>[NOISE]>>As opposed to how else? Like, you’re toes? You’re like watering somehow. That’s how you play Law or Not a Law,
which will probably be the last time.>>[LAUGH]
>>Tune in. Next time we play IRS tax code or
not an IRS tax code.>>[LAUGH]
>>We’ll be back.

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