Jason Momoa Throws Axes with Jimmy Kimmel & Guillermo

Jason Momoa Throws Axes with Jimmy Kimmel & Guillermo

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>>Jimmy: ARE THEY DIEING TO RIDE THE DONKEY?>>NOT YET.>>Jimmy: THIS NEW SHOW ON NETFLIX, TALK ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER.>>DECLAN HARP, HALF IRISH, HALF NATIVE. HE WAS RAISED BY THE MAN WHO RUNS HBC, SO HE’S THE ENGLISH KIND OF — RUNS THE HBC. I WAS RAISED BY HIM AND HE MURDERED MY WHOLE FAMILY AND MY KIDS, AND NOW I’M BASICALLY MADE THIS COMPANY, THE BLACK WOLF COMPANY, IT’S SCOTTISH, IRISH, FRENCH, AGAINST ENGLISH. IT’S BASICALLY ME KILLING A BUNCH OF ENGLISH PEOPLE.>>Jimmy: THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT TITLE FOR IT. [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU’RE PLAYING LIKE A REAL TOUGH GUY WITH THE AXE AND ALL THAT.>>YEAH, I THROW AXES.>>Jimmy: BEFORE WE GET TO THE AXE DEMONSTRATION, I NOTICE YOU HAD A GUINNESS BEER BEFORE THE SHOW. SHOULD WE BE CONCERNED ABOUT THAT?>>YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED I DON’T HAVE ONE IN MY HAND WHEN I’M THROWING.>>Jimmy: REALLY? WOULD IT CALM YOU DOWN IF YOU HAD ONE?>>I’M A BETTER SHOT.>>Jimmy: REALLY? IS THAT TRUE?>>ABSOLUTELY.>>Jimmy: GUILLERMO, MAYBE YOU BETTER GET HIM A GUINNESS REAL QUICK, SO WE DON’T KILL ANYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: DOES AQUAMAN DRINK BEER?>>OF COURSE.>>Jimmy: HE DOES?>>HE’S HALF HUMAN AND HIS HUMAN SIDE LIKES BEER.>>Jimmy: BUT HE CAN’T DRINK BEER UNDER WATER, OR CAN HE?>>NO, NO.>>Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: SHALL WE GET OUT THE AXES? LET’S JUST MAKE SURE GUILLERMO DOESN’T WALK BACK IN WHILE THE AXES ARE IN THE AIR.>>GUILLERMO, STAY IN THERE, YOU CAN HAVE MY GUINNESS.>>Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THESE ARE YOUR AXES FROM HOME?>>I STARTED MAKING AXES.>>Jimmy: OH, YOU MADE THESE?>>THIS IS FOR YOU. IT’S THE BLACK COMPANY. I GOT TIE TATTOO ON THERE AS WELL.>>Jimmy: WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THIS?>>THROW IT HARD.>>Jimmy: THAT SEEMS LIKE A TERRIBLE IDEA. HOLD YOUR AXE-THROWING.>>OH, LOOK AT GUILLERMO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>THANK YOU, SIR. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HERE.>>Jimmy: NO, GUILLERMO, I THINK IT’S BETTER THAT YOU’RE ON THIS SIDE.>>YEAH, I’LL STAY OVER HERE.>>Jimmy: THIS WOULD BE THE IDEAL PLACE. NOW, SHOULD I BE WORRIED? BECAUSE I DIDN’T PRACTICE THIS AT ALL. AND THERE’S A LOT OF PEOPLE.>>THIS IS NOT LIKE FOOTBALL, SO YOU DON’T WANT TO CURVE IT. STRAIGHT OVER THE HEAD. STRAIGHT OVER THE HEAD.>>Jimmy: MY GOD. THIS SEEMS LIKE A TERRIBLE IDEA.>>IT’S YOUR TURN.>>Jimmy: JUST DO IT STRAIGHT.>>OH! [ APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GUILLERMO. COME ON, GUILLERMO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: WOW. THAT IS TERRIFYING.

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