Doug Benson Wears his Judge’s Robe Everywhere

Doug Benson Wears his Judge’s Robe Everywhere

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>>Jimmy: I DON’T WANT TO GET OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT BUT ARE YOU WEARING — AS A JUDGE YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO WEAR THE GOWN OR WHATEVER AROUND.>>IT’S AMAZING IS THINGS YOU CAN GET, THOUGH.>>Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT?>>YEAH, LIKE FRONT OF THE LINE AT DISNEYLAND. IT’S PRETTY AWESOME. I GOT TO VOTE FASTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE TODAY. BECAUSE I SHOWED UP IN MY JUDGE OUTFIT. I THINK I VOTED TO MAKE WEED STILL LEGAL.>>Jimmy: THERE WERE TWO MEASURES. >>THERE WERE TWO MEASURES. THE MEASURES ARE SO CONFUSING. DOES YES MEAN NO OR YES?>>Jimmy: IT’S CONFUSING. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE YOU APPEAR TO BE COMPLETELY HIGH OUT OF YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW. YES?>>RIGHT NOW? OH, JIMMY, NOT ON YOUR SHOW, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I’M A PROFESSIONAL. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: DID YOU SMOKE BEFORE YOU VOTED?>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: YOU DID. >>BECAUSE — ALL THOSE LITTLE CIRCLES FILL IN. YOU’VE GOT TO PUNCH THE THING THERE. A LADY HAD A DOG. THE DOG WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE. IT WAS DIFFERENT THAN LAST NOVEMBER. >>Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH.>>KIND OF A WEAK TURNOUT.>>Jimmy: YOU JUST GOT BACK FROM A CRUISE TOO, RIGHT?>>I DID, I DID. THE 311. THE VERY POPULAR BAND WITH PEOPLE WHO LIKE THE SAME THINGS I LIKE. >>Jimmy: I SEE, YEAH, RIGHT. >>AND WE — [ LAUGHTER ] WE WENT DOWN — THAT’S RIGHT, BACK ROW. [ LAUGHTER ] WE WENT DOWN TO COZUMEL. AND BACK. FROM OUT OF TAMPA. SO THAT’S, YOU KNOW — THAT’S ALWAYS A GREAT WAY TO START A CRUISE, GET THE HELL OUT OF TAMPA. [ LAUGHTER ] I’M TEASING, TAMPA. ORDER! ODOR IN THE COURT! IT’S A LOT OF FUN. BECAUSE IT’S — YOU KNOW, IT’S A BOAT FULL OF PEOPLE THAT ALL ENJOY THE SAME BAND. AND IT’S JUST A NONSTOP PARTY.>>Jimmy: IS IT?>>IT’S JUST AN AMAZING FOUR NIGHTS.>>Jimmy: IS IT A GOOD COMEDY CROWD FOR YOU?>>ALSO THE SHIP, WHEN IT’S ROCKING, IF EVERYONE SMOKES A BUNCH OF WEED, THAT’S GOOD FOR NAUSEA. >>Jimmy: THAT IS. >>SO NOBODY GETS SICK.>>Jimmy: SO THAT’S THE OVERALL THEME –>>EVERYBODY WAS LIKE, I FEEL I SHOULD GET SICK. >>Jimmy: THERE’S NO COPS OR ANYTHING ON THE BOAT –>>THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN.>>Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH. >>I DIDN’T NOTICE ANY. >>Jimmy: DOES THE BUFFET GET HIT PARTICULARLY HARD WITH ALL THOSE PEOPLE THERE?>>THE BUFFET IS CRAZY. WHEN YOU GO INTO THE BUFFET AND LEAVE THE BUFFET, THEY HAVE EMPLOYEES OF THE CRUISE LINE STANDING THERE WITH A BOTTLE OF DISINFECTANT. LIKE A SPRAY BOTTLE OF PURELL. THEY SAY, WASHY WASHY! AND YOU HOLD YOUR HANDS OUT AND THEY SPRAY YOUR HANDS, RUB YOUR HANDS TOGETHER. THEN THEY GO, HAPPY HAPPY!>>Jimmy: REALLY.>>YEAH, IT’S A WHOLE — IT’S A WHOLE THING. >>Jimmy: IS THIS TO PREVENT LEGION NEAR’S GEETS?>>SOMETIMES WHEN YOU’RE HIGH YOU FORGET TO FIST BUMP EVERYBODY. IT’S NICE TO HAVE FRESHLY CLEAN HANDS.>>WOW. THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

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