Dude. Says the guy who knows
nothing about the law! I can absolutely keep
a hummingbird as a pet, bro. It’s no different than having
a parrot, or a parakeet.
It’s a bird, bro. You really can’t,
and I’m not saying
I agree with it. It’s just that bird law
in this country–
it’s not governed by reason. There is no such thing
as bird law. Yes, there is! I’m gonna get a hummingbird,
and I’ll show you. You guys, I have huge news. Hummingbirds
are illegal tender. I’m gonna get one. You cannot. To spite you,
I’m gonna get one. Hello? Where are we
with gulls? You guys! You can keep a gull
as a pet. But you do not want to live
with a seabird, ’cause the noise
level alone on those things– Have you ever heard a gull
up close? It’s gonna blast
your eardrums out, dude. You guys, I’m serious!
I have huge news here! The principle is that you
can have any bird that– Yo!